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Bitch. No!!!
isn’t that a line from a movie? can’t think of which one
YOU MEAN IT FAKE? WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?
oh I remember now. Fight Club deleted scene. “I want to have your abortion!”
Even if it were a joke.. or a “line from a movie”.. There are no other words for it besides pathetic. Stupid fucking cunts using abortion as a gd birth control.. After they have a 2nd one that’s not MEDICALLY NECESSARY they should be force to get a shot that sterilizes them.. PERMANENTLY
so…do you not understand how jokes work? do you seriously not understand that this is blatantly not an actual serious declaration of intent? oh who am I kidding. you’re some pro life nutjob, of course you don’t understand.
“Pro life nutjob”? Yeah, because murdering babies is so chic, isn’t it?
I love it when religion guides people’s understanding… Then they shove their opinion down other people’s throats.
If we all respected that we have no right telling a woman what to do with her own body, we would be better off. It’s not about killing babies, it’s about self righteous bullshit. Religion caused more deaths in history than abortion… Go protest against religion.
wtf does being “chic” have to do with anything?
anyway, you’ve murdered entire universes inside a crusty rag under your bed so you can fuck right off beak-o.
Overpopulation will claim more lives than abortion. Your excessive breeding boils down to murder, you fucking terrorist.
Rippy, because you characterize someone that thinks you shouldn’t murder babies as a “nut-job”, which implies the normative position is that baby-murder is ok. Get it now, asshole?
so basically you don’t actually know what chic means and instead are just going to keep using this as an opportunity to put words in other peoples mouths to further your own hyperbolic zealotry. boy, I can’t imagine why anyone would confuse you with a nutjob cunt.
SMRT, wow, so you are very capable of spewing out several of the pro-abortion talking points one after another! I’m proud of you. You have clearly been thoroughly indoctrinated with utter moral and intellectual foolishness, and you’ve learned that it’s noble to blather about shit you know nothing about. What’s so sad is I bet you think you’re so smart, and so enlightened. The truth is, each one of your little quips is factually wrong, illogical, and/or based on an objectively immoral value system. Try reading stuff written by people who disagree with you, and maybe learn a thing or two.
YEAH DUMMY DON’T BE SO STUPID TO HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT THINGS BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE OPPOSING OPINIONS, THEREFORE YOU ARE CLEARLY WRONG! ALSO THE BIBLE SAYS SO AND THAT MEANS IT IS FACT! NOW PLS STOP KILLING ALL THOSE BABIES! I KNOW THEY ARE TASTY BUT COME ON YOU MAKE JESUS SAD!
FURTHERMORE WE MUST NOW ALL TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVE ABORTION IN GRAPHIC DETAIL EVERY TIME WE SEE BEAKT
AGREED!
AND HAHA I GAVE YOU CAPS DISEASE!
also I think we’re on to something with this “abortion chic” concept. we can take the world by storm with hip new grow it yourself fetus jewelry. fashionable AND cost effective! OMG!
CMONS HE CAN’T HEAR YOU! TOO BUSY WRITING A HIGH SCHOOL ESSAY TYPE REPLY ABOUT HOW YOU’RE GOING TO HELL, BABYKILLAZ!
Rippy, are we talking about the same word? “Chic” means fashionable, as in, it’s currently fashionable among the empty-headed to declare that it’s just fine for a woman to murder her baby.
Sorry, just got back from Planned Parenthood- what’d I miss?
careful now. once this guy stops trying to sound clever by coming up with 99 different ways to say “BABY MURDERINS IS BAD!” he just might blow you up in the name of life.
lots of big words, caps lock, my own opinions, using different user names to back myself up….am i winning yet?
@beakt: I cranked off into a tissue this morning killing millions. I’m guessing you don’t have that ability. Anti abortion literature cycles around individual rights, the moment when the fetus is capable of sustaining itself (with help of machines) and the stupid idea of a human soul. Eat shit. You don’t know me, what I’ve read or what I have gone through to form my opinion. Asshole.
Because big words are scary, Caps Lock can only be used in moderation by the pro life side, having your own opinion is for HEATHENS, and because I am secretly beakt on the side who really actually loves the fuck out of abortions. In fact there’s nothing I love more than rubbing some greasy aborted fetuses around on CooKieMonSTeR’s ass while I’m pounding the ever living praise Jesus shit out of it.
SMRT, yes, I do know you. You’ve said plenty to give yourself away. I’ve had this debate for decades with countless people who spout the same nonsense catch-phrases and applause lines, all of which are completely devoid of wisdom, reason, or morality. Your characterization of anti-abortion literature is wrong, by the way. The question of when a fetus is viable is a red herring which the pro-abortionists successfully use to distract feeble-minded anti-abortionists with. Not me. The fetus is viable at conception because, without interference, it is expected to grow into a baby. Here’s a question: If the idea of a human soul is stupid, then why should murder of viable babies, or even adults, be wrong?
OH SNAP! HE COUNTERED WITH THE OLD “SAYING THE EXACT SAME THINGS USING SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WORDING” TACTIC! WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THAT?
AND HOLY SHIT HE’S GOING TO CATCH YOU IN HIS ENDLESS BROKEN LOGIC TRAP THAT ASSUMES THAT YOU ARE A FUCKWIT THATS COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING THAT BASIC THINGS LIKE SENTIENCE AND MORALITY ARE POSSIBLE WITHOUT A MAGIC GHOST LIVING INSIDE YOU, JUST LIKE HIM! WELL I’M GOING TO ANSWER HIS QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION. IF ABORTION IS MURDER,
WHY CAN’T PREGNANT WOMEN USE THE CARPOOL LANE?
Well if you believe in a soul and God, murder should never really be considered bad. You’re going to be sent off to an eternal utopia after you die, right? Why would you NOT want to be murdered?
Dudebro, some people of some religions do crave death thinking it will get them to paradise quicker. It doesn’t have to be murder. It could be suicide, even, right? But, transcendent good applies to all planes of existence, whether in this universe or beyond. If you truly seek this good for its own sake, you’ll find that you ought to make the best of your own life here, and fight evil (including someone murdering you), and don’t worry about any afterlife, because it’s unknowable, if it even exists.
OH DOUBLE SNAP! AND HEY WHAT IF JESUS HAD BEEN ABORTED?
THEN HE WOULD HAVE DIED FOR OUR SINS SOONER AND THE CROSSES WOULD BE SMALLER!
THAT’S RIGHT DUDEBRO. STOP ALL THE IMMORAL KILLING AND GO FIGHT EVIL…BY KILLING PEOPLE.
Don’t kill things before they gain awareness of their surroundings and learn to appreciate life. It’s bad.
YES SAVE IT FOR THOSE EVIL FOREIGN FUCKS WITH DIFFERENT BELIEFS!
Comedy win!
Bitch has small tits
u cant see her tits… ?
HE IS CHECKING OUT THE MAN-NIPS
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore! -____-
THEN STOP TALKING AND START SLICING YOU EMO FUCK
http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/7/7e/I-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg
Kingspib, I was wrong about you. Respect.
i love futurama lol
ISN’T BONDING THROUGH HATE GREAT?
making daddy proud. and god.
I bareback on young girls all the time, friend does the abortions in his garage for a 6 pack.. works out real good. Film the whole thing from beginning to end and post on the internet. Making some sweet cash.
What does he mean by….”but I took that today as well”?
The viewer is left to interpret this one of two ways:
(1) but I took [this picture] today as well.
(2) but I took [indiscernible object in anus] today as well.
That was a comment WIN.. How old are you people in here? 12?
This is why slapping a bitch should not be illegal.
Has, “Not slappin’ tha bitch been working’ fo ya”?
That’s a “NIG” Lover…… Like Jimmy love FRED……
what with 4 more years of our socialist nigga Obama.. his Orbamacare “he going to give his HO’s” free abortions…
…. …. ….
hmm its got me thinking that i may stand chance with her now… I’am 5’4″ 310pounds with a four inch cock BUT!! its maybe more…. if had some free Liposuction suprapubic fat pad. i would totally have 6 inches… Fuck i feel like a stupid cunt for voting Romney
I would fuck him too, but he probably got that photo off of google. He’s probably a nasty perv….
you and your fictional husband break up already?
Ferret’s done found him some new stank.
The cool thing about abortion and the death penalty are that society has deemed it ok to terminate life and the majority of us think it’s morally ok and justify it in one way or another. It bother’s me when society says it’s ok to terminate life and then gives excuses for why it’s ok. They’re a danger to society, they aren’t really human, they don’t actually have rights. Sounds like what every human culture in history has done to justify the killing of people. We look at those past cultures and say they’re barbaric and horrible, but we do the same thing, we terminate life and then justify it.
Well, atleast we do it quietly in a little back room so no one has to watch…that doesn’t want to.
People live and die. Who gives a shit how or why. It’s a waste of time to worry about what others are doing. We are all on borrowed time.
AWESOME NOW TELL US HOW YOU SUPPORT THE MILITARY AND WE’LL PRETEND THERE’S NO AWKWARD IRONY
You eat food, right? If you’re not a complete fucking hypocrite you had damn well better wait until every single cell in your food dies of natural causes before you sit down for dinner. If you’re so righteous — stop eating dead animals and living plants.
HEY MAN YOU CAN’T COMPARE ANIMAL LIVES TO HUMAN LIVES! ESPECIALLY IN SITUATIONS LIKE FORCING THEM INTO A CAGE FOR A LIFETIME OF ABUSIVE DOMINATION AND UTTER MISERY!
You can’t kill a baby during an abortion because to be able to kill it, it must be alive. And a foetus clearly isn’t alive by itself. So…
It’s kind of funny how even when a white person says something trashy it’s still turned around against minorities. (-_-)