Future Parenting Fail 62 People FailNov 14, 2012 Submitted by Ace G. Share on Facebook FAIL 4 WIN 0 FAIL 4 WIN 0 Share on Facebook TAGGED: abortion, facebook, future parenting fail, knock up, wtf Share on Previous Post Next Post Or check out related posts Tattoo Fail10 YEARS IN THE FRIEND ZONE. KNIGHT HIMWe all Have a David in our LivesThe Great DebateLadies… your casanova is hereTattoo Fail“Eyeball Jewelry”Texas Mattress Store Makes a 9/11 Commercial Recent Comments Bitch. No!!! Reply isn’t that a line from a movie? can’t think of which one Reply YOU MEAN IT FAKE? WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!? oh I remember now. Fight Club deleted scene. “I want to have your abortion!” Even if it were a joke.. or a “line from a movie”.. There are no other words for it besides pathetic. Stupid fucking cunts using abortion as a gd birth control.. After they have a 2nd one that’s not MEDICALLY NECESSARY they should be force to get a shot that sterilizes them.. PERMANENTLY Reply so…do you not understand how jokes work? do you seriously not understand that this is blatantly not an actual serious declaration of intent? oh who am I kidding. you’re some pro life nutjob, of course you don’t understand. “Pro life nutjob”? Yeah, because murdering babies is so chic, isn’t it? I love it when religion guides people’s understanding… Then they shove their opinion down other people’s throats. If we all respected that we have no right telling a woman what to do with her own body, we would be better off. It’s not about killing babies, it’s about self righteous bullshit. Religion caused more deaths in history than abortion… Go protest against religion. wtf does being “chic” have to do with anything? anyway, you’ve murdered entire universes inside a crusty rag under your bed so you can fuck right off beak-o. Overpopulation will claim more lives than abortion. Your excessive breeding boils down to murder, you fucking terrorist. Rippy, because you characterize someone that thinks you shouldn’t murder babies as a “nut-job”, which implies the normative position is that baby-murder is ok. Get it now, asshole? so basically you don’t actually know what chic means and instead are just going to keep using this as an opportunity to put words in other peoples mouths to further your own hyperbolic zealotry. boy, I can’t imagine why anyone would confuse you with a nutjob cunt. SMRT, wow, so you are very capable of spewing out several of the pro-abortion talking points one after another! I’m proud of you. You have clearly been thoroughly indoctrinated with utter moral and intellectual foolishness, and you’ve learned that it’s noble to blather about shit you know nothing about. What’s so sad is I bet you think you’re so smart, and so enlightened. The truth is, each one of your little quips is factually wrong, illogical, and/or based on an objectively immoral value system. Try reading stuff written by people who disagree with you, and maybe learn a thing or two. YEAH DUMMY DON’T BE SO STUPID TO HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT THINGS BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE OPPOSING OPINIONS, THEREFORE YOU ARE CLEARLY WRONG! ALSO THE BIBLE SAYS SO AND THAT MEANS IT IS FACT! NOW PLS STOP KILLING ALL THOSE BABIES! I KNOW THEY ARE TASTY BUT COME ON YOU MAKE JESUS SAD! FURTHERMORE WE MUST NOW ALL TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVE ABORTION IN GRAPHIC DETAIL EVERY TIME WE SEE BEAKT AGREED! AND HAHA I GAVE YOU CAPS DISEASE! also I think we’re on to something with this “abortion chic” concept. we can take the world by storm with hip new grow it yourself fetus jewelry. fashionable AND cost effective! OMG! CMONS HE CAN’T HEAR YOU! TOO BUSY WRITING A HIGH SCHOOL ESSAY TYPE REPLY ABOUT HOW YOU’RE GOING TO HELL, BABYKILLAZ! Rippy, are we talking about the same word? “Chic” means fashionable, as in, it’s currently fashionable among the empty-headed to declare that it’s just fine for a woman to murder her baby. Sorry, just got back from Planned Parenthood- what’d I miss? careful now. once this guy stops trying to sound clever by coming up with 99 different ways to say “BABY MURDERINS IS BAD!” he just might blow you up in the name of life. lots of big words, caps lock, my own opinions, using different user names to back myself up….am i winning yet? @beakt: I cranked off into a tissue this morning killing millions. I’m guessing you don’t have that ability. Anti abortion literature cycles around individual rights, the moment when the fetus is capable of sustaining itself (with help of machines) and the stupid idea of a human soul. Eat shit. You don’t know me, what I’ve read or what I have gone through to form my opinion. Asshole. Because big words are scary, Caps Lock can only be used in moderation by the pro life side, having your own opinion is for HEATHENS, and because I am secretly beakt on the side who really actually loves the fuck out of abortions. In fact there’s nothing I love more than rubbing some greasy aborted fetuses around on CooKieMonSTeR’s ass while I’m pounding the ever living praise Jesus shit out of it. SMRT, yes, I do know you. You’ve said plenty to give yourself away. I’ve had this debate for decades with countless people who spout the same nonsense catch-phrases and applause lines, all of which are completely devoid of wisdom, reason, or morality. Your characterization of anti-abortion literature is wrong, by the way. The question of when a fetus is viable is a red herring which the pro-abortionists successfully use to distract feeble-minded anti-abortionists with. Not me. The fetus is viable at conception because, without interference, it is expected to grow into a baby. Here’s a question: If the idea of a human soul is stupid, then why should murder of viable babies, or even adults, be wrong? OH SNAP! HE COUNTERED WITH THE OLD “SAYING THE EXACT SAME THINGS USING SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WORDING” TACTIC! WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THAT? AND HOLY SHIT HE’S GOING TO CATCH YOU IN HIS ENDLESS BROKEN LOGIC TRAP THAT ASSUMES THAT YOU ARE A FUCKWIT THATS COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING THAT BASIC THINGS LIKE SENTIENCE AND MORALITY ARE POSSIBLE WITHOUT A MAGIC GHOST LIVING INSIDE YOU, JUST LIKE HIM! WELL I’M GOING TO ANSWER HIS QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION. IF ABORTION IS MURDER, WHY CAN’T PREGNANT WOMEN USE THE CARPOOL LANE? Well if you believe in a soul and God, murder should never really be considered bad. You’re going to be sent off to an eternal utopia after you die, right? Why would you NOT want to be murdered? Dudebro, some people of some religions do crave death thinking it will get them to paradise quicker. It doesn’t have to be murder. It could be suicide, even, right? But, transcendent good applies to all planes of existence, whether in this universe or beyond. If you truly seek this good for its own sake, you’ll find that you ought to make the best of your own life here, and fight evil (including someone murdering you), and don’t worry about any afterlife, because it’s unknowable, if it even exists. OH DOUBLE SNAP! AND HEY WHAT IF JESUS HAD BEEN ABORTED? THEN HE WOULD HAVE DIED FOR OUR SINS SOONER AND THE CROSSES WOULD BE SMALLER! THAT’S RIGHT DUDEBRO. STOP ALL THE IMMORAL KILLING AND GO FIGHT EVIL…BY KILLING PEOPLE.