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By jason in Animal Fail on November 16, 2012
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59 Comments : trollzone

  1. kill joy posted on November 16, 2012 at 10:16 am

    WTF did the dog knock its self out???

    Reply
    • Wezza posted on November 17, 2012 at 3:44 pm

      haha, that was genuinely funny. or just exhaustion from making the big bitch.

  2. Fred posted on November 16, 2012 at 10:23 am

    I’m just glad this doesn’t happen to us humans. Bitches would be dragging us guys all over Walmart, all the time.

    Reply
    • 2lolo posted on November 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm

      @FRED is that what happen to JIMMY????? No your Honeymoon night……..

    • sUBHUMAN posted on November 17, 2012 at 9:27 am

      Where was the honeymoon? Tijuana?

    • Fred posted on November 17, 2012 at 11:27 am

      Juarez. There are donkey shows there also. You just have to be in the know.

    • 2lolo posted on November 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm

      Aaaa!!! FRED you was the star in the Donkey Show..

    • Fred posted on November 17, 2012 at 10:12 pm

      Yes, I do look good in my donkey costume, don’t I?

    • Mara posted on November 20, 2012 at 9:54 pm

      Nice pic Fred.

    • Fred posted on November 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm

      Nice ass, Mara.
      How have you been?

  3. Stratosphere posted on November 16, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    Lol! He was a virgin,

    Reply
    • SickODaniel posted on November 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm

      he failed so sadly he still is

  4. Better than original posted on November 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    RIP!

    Reply
  5. spartan49 posted on November 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    did he dieded

    Reply
    • cahoots posted on November 16, 2012 at 9:01 pm

      i think he dided dieded

  6. lauren posted on November 16, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    i think they are stuck together and the male dog can’t get out of her. it has happened before.

    Reply
    • Fred posted on November 17, 2012 at 10:13 pm

      Really? When? Where? Do you have scientific proof?

    • char posted on November 18, 2012 at 8:50 am

      The ballbias (Sp) gland gets stuck in the vagina. And yes there science behind that.

    • Fred posted on November 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

      If I had one of those “ballbias” glands would you show me how that works?

  7. christie posted on November 16, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    is the dog ok?

    Reply
    • whaat posted on November 16, 2012 at 7:53 pm

      They’re saying “Poor bastard, he died”

  8. gomavs11 posted on November 16, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    que cojones esto es en puerto rico lo boricuas!

    Reply
  9. shell posted on November 17, 2012 at 2:00 am

    did he really? or did he just trip and he cant get up?

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    • wow-za posted on December 5, 2012 at 7:25 pm

      he triped, he didnt die, that how dogs maate (without the tripping)

    • KingSpib posted on December 5, 2012 at 7:28 pm

      Welcome, our new expert on dog fucking.

  10. Os posted on November 17, 2012 at 4:16 am

    That is not funny at all, that hurts so bad for them and they should be sterilized. It should be call : Dog owner fail.

    Reply
    • Stratosphere posted on November 19, 2012 at 1:19 pm

      que te folle un pez

  11. drypatch posted on November 17, 2012 at 5:57 am

    I thought at first that the dog just slipped and fell over, but that fucker looks dead. Terminal stroke…?

    Why has no one mentioned the beyond-fucking-obnoxious screeching that those gutter fools are doing.

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    • macy posted on November 17, 2012 at 2:44 pm

      agreed they sound fucking annoying

    • Fred posted on November 17, 2012 at 10:18 pm

      Why no one has mentioned what?
      The dog knows he’s in for at least a few minutes capture. Obviously he’s been there, done that. Why not take a snooze while he’s down anyway?

    • macy posted on November 19, 2012 at 11:36 am

      Fred…..What in the fuck are you talking about….

    • Fred posted on November 19, 2012 at 3:21 pm

      I could show you, stacy, better than I could tell you. Let’s meet up.

    • macy posted on November 19, 2012 at 3:40 pm

      i’m a dude, you filthy little corn hole taker

    • Fred posted on November 19, 2012 at 3:49 pm

      Yeah, we’ve been here before, haven’t we? Just let your fingers displace those mudflaps while we talk some more. I’ll bet you could put a choke hold on my “gland”. You’re in nothing but your panties right now, right?

    • macy posted on November 20, 2012 at 10:15 am

      wow your fuckin gay man, stop responding to me before i hunt u down and chop ur fuckin nuts off u sick piece of shit

    • Fred posted on November 20, 2012 at 9:38 pm

      Well, if you’re not the macy that I’ve been talking to for the past year, then I apologize. It’s just hard to keep all the macys straight. So, sorry; I won’t bother you again.

    • KingSpib posted on November 20, 2012 at 10:25 pm

      I won’t.

      Macy why do you talk like some 12 year boy, heavily into pro wrestling, but have such a dainty little girl’s name?

  12. sUBHUMAN posted on November 17, 2012 at 9:28 am

    There isn’t any fail here. Whenever I cum I’m asleep in 5 seconds flat too

    Reply
    • Fred posted on November 17, 2012 at 11:32 am

      Not me. I just click on the next “She will need a surgical correction afterwards” video and start over.

  13. Chris posted on November 17, 2012 at 10:31 am

    If you’re going to record something and put it on the internet, then keep the cackling and screaming to a minimum. Nobody wants to listen to that crap.

    Reply
  14. John posted on November 17, 2012 at 11:10 am

    I left a comment yesterday with a URL, but it’s still awaiting moderation.

    When dogs mate, they stay tied together for up to 30 minutes afterwards – the male physically can’t separate from the female. They tend to stand together quietly until they can separate.

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    • Fred posted on November 17, 2012 at 11:44 am

      Yes, that is correct. They have to stand quietly otherwise a hormone in their system, called nitroglycerin, will become unstable and they will explode.

    • macy posted on November 17, 2012 at 2:46 pm

      they stand together quietly? you mean as suppose to having a conversation?

    • Fred posted on November 17, 2012 at 3:10 pm

      The phrase is “as opposed”, not “as suppose”.
      And what does having a conversation have to do with doing the nasty? Do you talk about your girlfriend’s babyshower while you’re screwing, Tracy?

    • macy posted on November 19, 2012 at 11:48 am

      Congrats Fred. Besides the fact that your a fucking loser who never gets laid and still lives at home with his mom jerking it to porn and commenting on every single comment under this video, at least you can (somewhat) spell. Does this make you feel any better about your pathetic excuse of a life? And by the way, i was refering to the dogs not being able to talk either way, so to say that they “stand there quietly” is stupid. But not as stupid as you obviously

    • Fred posted on November 19, 2012 at 3:29 pm

      No need to be coy, marcy. My mom doesn’t mind if you come over an show me how to do it doggy. I think I have it down pat, but you might show me something new. It’s obvious you’d like to demonstrate. Bet you get wet just reading this, you little minx.

    • KingSpib posted on November 19, 2012 at 3:54 pm

      On lacy’s angry little planet, all dogs are mimes.

    • Fred posted on November 19, 2012 at 4:05 pm

      Yeah, Gracy acts like she never shouted to her mother, “Make him quit, Mommy! That other dog is hurting her!”
      And Mom responded, “That’s not pain she’s yelping, Spacy. That’s pure pleasure.”

    • macy posted on November 20, 2012 at 10:18 am

      Fred, why dont you suck king spids dick since your so thirsty for a cock

    • Raz posted on November 20, 2012 at 10:40 am

      Yeah Fred, maybe if you get some gay lovin that your so obviously cravin, you can stop making such fucked up comments. You’ve commented on almost every single comment at different times during the day, do you even have a job or do u just sit at home jerking it like Macy said lmao

  15. Name posted on November 17, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    When dogs mate they have to stay attached even after the ejaculate in order for the sperm to fertilize the eggs. So he is just laying there until he’s done.

    Reply
    • wow-za posted on December 5, 2012 at 7:26 pm

      yep

  16. Lymbe posted on November 17, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    That laughter is killing me. I mean I felt concerned for the dog and all (at first) but fuck that guy has a contagious one.

    Reply
    • Fred posted on November 17, 2012 at 5:53 pm

      You felt concerned about the dogs screwing? Don’t worry. I’m sure after a cigarette, they’ll be okay.

  17. FREDDY posted on November 18, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    jajaja murio feliz!!!

    Reply
  18. Jaz posted on November 19, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    Their laughter reminds me of Sugar Mama’s “boyfriend”, Papi, from the Proud family.

    Reply
  19. JC posted on November 20, 2012 at 4:30 am

    FUCKING LOUD ASS MEXICANS

    Reply
    • Vincent posted on November 25, 2012 at 6:46 am

      Idiot, they are not mexicans; they are Puerto Rican!! lol Dumbass

  20. Raz posted on November 20, 2012 at 10:20 am

    wtf

    Reply

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