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BLONDE JOKES AM COMPLICATEDS!
explain the joke KingSpib… until then your mock is invalid
NO WAY! I’LL SHOW YOU, BY EXPLAINING IT FOR YOU!
But no, not really, you can keep your bait and just keep sitting there feeling confused until someone stops by to pity answer you.
hahaha you dont get it ether do you?
I don’t know which would be worse, that you’re intentionally just going to keep trying the same horribly transparent reverse psychology in the hopes that it will suddenly start working or that you honestly believe what you’re saying and feel all proud of it.
Look, I’m not here to hold your hand and explain grade school level jokes, that you’re over-thinking, to you and I certainly don’t need to prove anything to you or anyone else here, especially regarding our respective intelligence levels.
Now you just sit there and wait, like I said. Someone will come along and explain to you eventually and you can act all aloof and say “that’s stupid!” and/or “see you totally didtent know either broooo!” and maybe everyone else that sees it will even believe it, but you and I both know you’ll just continue feeling justifiably stupid on the inside, and I’m perfectly satisfied with that.
Ah go ahead and explain it individually to each one that says, “I don’t get it”, Spib.
PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fine. Since YOU asked
The fucking answer is right there in the pic. “Why would he have to explain it 5 times if there’s only 4 blondes?” The guy fucked up the joke. That’s it. HAHAHA WHY AREN’T YOU LAUGHING, GUYS?
WRONG! You’re blonde, Spib.
Even got albino white pubes, too.
No, it’s not wrong. This is an old (and stupid) joke with many variations, all of them having the same number of blondes as number of explanations. Specifically, I’ve heard the same thing before except with 3 blonde women.
Ha! You’re becoming blonder by the minute! Stop while you still have some pigmentation left at all!
Do you reckon the blonde wrestler was the hulkster????
may not matter but it dose to me!!!
The joke is told wrong
I don’t get it…
KingSpib is right. The joke was told wrong and everyone here is trying to figure out who the fifth blonde is when it was just a mistake. Funny how blondes can figure this out but no one else seems to be able to.
Ok, you Edgar Winter looking freaks! Have it your way. Meanwhile I’m still brunette as hell.
yes i came to the same conclusion as spib but what i was trying to figure out was where does epicfail see the win in the joke if its told wrong?… and bless kingspib for thinking i was trying reverse psychology on him to make fun of him… im not that evil spib i was being honest when i said i didnt get the joke mate
Nigga, please. I’m so brunette that I’m black.
Huh. You’re being an awfully good sport about this. Now I feel all misty!
Fred, however, totally tried to sell me out and must die.
Never heard of a platinum brunette, but whatever.
DEATH TO FRED!
spib why wont you hold my hand in public
By the way, military pulled that, “That’s what I was thinking” shit on you after you gave that lame ass blonde answer, Spib. You’ve been hustled. Better get some Just For Men, dude.
Of course he did, but what can I do about it? I already said all there is to say.
Besides, I’m busy fending of your new found boner for me!
Oh shit! That’s gay code for “Why won’t you hold my dick in public, Spib?”
hahaha i just got an image of fred attacking spib with a boner
He’s getting all gay for me on that meat page too. I guess if you can’t beat em…beat em off?
Sorry. I’ll let you guys have some privacy.
id like an actual answer from epicfail as to why this joke is a win…do you hear me epicfail? im calling you out, where are you? ANSWER MEEEEEEEE
I think they just assumed that the guy in the middle was wrong because of his bad spelling and because the guy on the bottom is pointing and laughing at him.
The 5th blonde, by the way, is the bartender that was supposed to be mentioned too.
Nope. Still wrong.
So is this the part where I’m supposed to get all doubtful and confused and ask you to please oh please enlighten me? Pass. Still right.
but even if their was a fifth blond and he had to explain five times once to each blonde, how is that a blonde joke?..it doesnt matter what colour hair they have or what type of joke it was, he’d still have to explain the joke 5 times….this isnt a blonde joke, it’s a pointless conversation between a blind man and a blonde man…the only thing i see funny about this whole joke is that the blind man walked into a bar…i could watch video’s of blind people walking into bars and lampposts all day
No, you still don’t get it.
Why would he have to explain it to each of them individually when they’re all standing/sitting right next to him? Think. What is the point being made about blondes in EVERY SINGLE BLONDE JOKE EVER?
That if you explain it once to one then you’re way over your head from the start. So, he knows (the blind guy) that he’s gonna have to explain it once to all of them, and then turn around and do it to each one individually. 1+4=5
I THINK THERE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF HULK HOGAN…
with this wrestler shit..
why don’t these pigs fucker leave it out
Someone has a boner for Hulk Hooooooogan.
I don’t have a boner for Hulk Hogan. Fuck Hulk Hogan.
I just think his a good wrestler its no biggie..
In no way dose mean that have sexual connotation for him!!!
I mean what a sick fuck for thinking that.
Nobaody said anything about “connotations”. He said “a boner”.
I ate to much cheeseball and crackers last night and this conversation is making me feel all connotated.
Well, you keep bringing him up out of nowhere to defend his honor, so you clearly have some pretty strong feelings for him, and if you have strong feelings for him then obviously the next step would be hot sweaty buttsex. You filthy fuck.
Yaeh bring your potty mouth..
we’ll kick your ass
Violent sweaty buttsex.
“We” as in you and Hulk Hogan? You’re really deep into this fantasy, eh? Please, oh please, don’t beat me up on the internet!
YEAH ITS THE SAME OLD SAME OLD!!!!!
YOU FUCKING H8ERS!!! YES YOU FUCKING H8TERS
WE’LL FUCK YOU QUEER QUEEN
TRY FUCK WITH OUR TWELVE INCH PYOTHONS
YOU SHUT UP UP NOW QUEERS!!!!!!!!!
Wow. That got strange quick.
Oh, I see how it is now. I know a thing or two about this tactic, sonny.
NO WAI! IT IS US WHO WE’LL FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND YOUR MATHERS IN HELL YOU CUNTDICK HOMOGAY!
I’m scared, man! What will I do now? You don’t think he can find us, stomp around in our front yards and shout gay shit at our windows, do you? Wow! Maybe we should apologize or something!
Ooo!!!!! How sweet FRED is making friends with KingSpib…..
Ooo!!!! How sweet 2lolo is jealous
spib i get it i really do, blondes are thick, but in order for it to be a joke it first has to be funny and second it has to make sense…now this is a blonde joke…There’s a brunet women, blonde woman and a ginger women. They’re being chased by a policeman. They see this old warehouse so they run in. Inside there are 3 empty potato sacks on the floor. They each jump in a sack. In comes the copper and see’s these three bundles on the floor. Goes up to the first one and kicks it. The brunet women shouts out, “Woof Woof”, and the copper thinking it’s just an old dog leaves it and kicks the second sack. The ginger women yells out, “Me-ow me-ow”, he leaves this one as well thinking its just an old cat. He walks over to the last sack and kicks it, and the blonde women yells out.. “Potatoes Potatoes..!”
Why would you judge the one by such strict real world logic and not the other?
A cop isn’t really going to be unable to tell the difference between real cats and dogs and a woman making cat and dog noises and etc etc. It’s no better.
And hell I never said it was a good joke. Most blonde jokes are terrible.
because mine makes people lol… when a jokes not funny your brian starts thinking “well why”…as long as it makes sense and it make you lol reality goes out the window
spib, i want you to conduct a little experiment…tell people my joke and the one on epic fail and see what one gets scrutinized the most, i dont care if it doesnt even make people lol i just want to know what one gets ripped apart
Yeah, I’ll get right on that just so I can help you make a point about how you like one crappy blonde joke better than another crappy blonde joke. Wait here while I go tell all my friends!
hahahaha
Q: What’s the mating call of a blonde?
A: I think I’m drunk!
I know a lot of people accused you of portraying multiple accounts on this website, but I’m starting to think that there are a few people on here that REALLY change accounts on here rather frequently. You know what I’m saying?
I’m certain of it. I’ve never. I’ve only changed my name on occasion and I frequently change my avatar. You were just talking to someone that changes accounts about every three months. He’s a tacky bastard.
I know… it’s really weird.
Not me, I’ve only changed once!
Liar.
If it’s not you, then I still get the feeling that someone keeps changing their name.
iv changed my name once to militarymermaid to hate comment myself, just to see how many people jump on the bandwagon of hating me, like a little physiological experiment
I’ve changed my name to Spock and a certain fuckwits name that I won’t mention. Other than that I’ve just changed my avatar. I think I’ll change accounts sometime soon. I think it’s wise. I think someone will hunt me down and try to have buttsex with me if I don’t.
Ok, fake 2lolo, I mean Fred, tell me all my many identities then.
NO WAY! MILITARYMERMAID85 WAS REALLY MILITARYMINDED85? YOU ARE THE MASTER OF DISGUSE!
suckitall has changed her account recently to Spacy or some shit like that. I forget.
I wonder what has happened to Jonesy.
Then technically you have had way more names than I have, Fred!
Spib was suckitall, 2lolo; several others. I won’t blow his cover on all of them though.
well i thought it was quit a funny little mock
Oh, Fred. I am disappoint.
Whos’s Rippy McSlams? I don’t quite remember what I saw but I saw him with a different thumbnail at one point. I want to say he had King Spib’s thumbnail. I cant’ say for sure though.
Yeah I messed up that one time. I figured one of you two would notice that eventually.
There’s some that I think have more than one account and use them all.
well i genuinely believe Ximenez,Fred,KingSpib and 2lolo are all the same peson
Fred and Kingspib replied at the same time. If that isn’t evidence enough that we are all different people, then you are crazy. Not to mention that we all write and express ourselves differently.
Sure, you were just accusing me of being Michael just a day or two ago, now I’m everyone on the site.
Hey dude, what if we’re all militaryminded85 too? WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There’s been a few that have contacted me on YouTube and we talk shit about all of you occasionally.
well who’s to say you havnt got a laptop as well to comment at the same time ?
Fuck yeah, I just aim one eye left and one eye right and type different conversations one handed simultaneously just so I can…what would even be the benefit there anyway?
I guess it doesn’t really matter. I’m over it. Fred, I do remember you putting your youtube info on here once or twice. I would like to formally mention that 2lolo has removed birthing videos from his favorites playlist.
Why…why would someone even put that on youtube? I thought you couldn’t even have anything with nudity on youtube? and…no, I don’t want to know.
i can tell by the full stop you put after everything you say or you go …….. at the end, not everyone does that
I didn’t either.. until I saw 2lolo’s playlist. Youtube definitely allows nudity under reasonable circumstances.
Yeah, I subscribed to the fucker so I could keep up with all the freaky shit that he’s watched and he unsubscribe me or something. Does he still have a YouTube account?
OMG AND YOU DON’T EVER USE CAPITAL LETTERS! ONLY A FEW PEOPLE ON HERE DO THAT SO YOU MUST BE THEM! Jesus, shut up already, no one is even speaking to you right now.
“Reasonable circumstances”
like letting everyone see you pop a baby out. Naturally. IT’S FOR MEDICAL USE!
omg, i totally struck a nerve… thats how i know im right
I have to admit, you do a pretty good dumb act, but you really overplay it sometimes.
I’m not sure what you’re right about, but I’m not kingspib for sure. Kingspib can agree with me on that.
I haven’t been going to YouTube much except to watch the latest episodes of Doraleous & Associates or Battlefield Friends. I like those Hank&Jed cartoons.
playing dumb is just one of many tricks i have
Aw for fuck’s sake, don’t get all gay and shit on us again mil.
Why would you think that me and Fred would be the same person? Do you understand how sad of a predicament that would be? How low of a person would you have to be to have a conversation with yourself? I’ve had many conversations with Fred.
he is using the troll power
Do you remember the first conversation you and I had Ximenez?
Yeah, it was about some girl’s tattoo. I forgot what it said, but I remember bringing up objectivity.
Yeah, I think that is the one I’m thinking about.
Well, I’m having problems with the mousepad on this laptop. I’m gonna get offline and fix it.
Later.
I ALSO, BEING A COMPLETELY SEPARATE PERSON, HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW, TO DO SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED.
i know because you’re “all” equally pissed at my “assumption”, if someone said i was all these people, i would be like yeah i am, so what, and then i would move on… i wouldnt be all like fuck you, your dumb ,kill ya self
You guys check out a few of those Doraleous & Associates on YouTube. The latest are the best. Seems to fit our personas.
We’re completely different people. I wish there were people here from the past that could help and back me up. I don’t know what the big deal is. If you don’t have multiple accounts yourself, then what is the big deal?
No one is pissed at what you’re saying. No one said “fuck you”. I only asked you a reasonably answerable question.
in a roundabout way, yeah you did
I remember calling you crazy… just look back at what I wrote. I have no reason to feel bad about being insistent about my point. I’m not Fred!
why does it matter to you so much if i think you’re fred or not?
Stop humoring it, Ximenez. Seriously.
i think you should listen to your kingspib self, because the hole you’re digging is getting deeper
A hole for him to put his troll boner in, that is.
Military, I remember you from 2010. I seriously can’t believe this is happening to me.
what do you mean?
He must have gone to get his pills.
Guess we’ll never know!
I’m Fred, Ximinez, Rippy McSlams, 2lolo and Kingspib.
First!
ALSO THE MASTER OF DISGUISE!
the joke sucks balls anyway.
The joke is accurate, dearies. The blind man tells the joke once and then he has to repeat it again to each of the four blondes one by one. 4 + 1 = 5.
That joke was originally with blonde girls. I guess some macho may have felt discriminated.