lol fat looser
Loose like your asshole?
Hehehe. “Loose like your asshole” he said.
Lemme give it a try: Loose like your momma? Hehehe.
Something tells me that they didn’t really get short of breadth.
I fapped once but found that I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
I’m allergic to internet porn. It causes part of my anatomy to swell to over double it’s normal size and maintain that state until I milk the venom out by hand.
its not a facebook fitness fail, its a joke, admitedly not a very good one, but whoever posted it was not actualy being serious
Ehiiiiiiiiiiiiiii MR. Sarcaaaaaaaaaaasm where are you? It’s a sarcastic win.
How the hell can this be a fail? Humor fail maybe, but come on… This site is starting fail hard.. As hard as Fred’s dick when it sees a goatsy-creme-pied-asshole..
Goatsy? What the hell is that?
Not only that but you’re much more likely to break a bone or tear a ligament from sport. Sounds like a terrible idea.
@FRED It’s about time your honest….. Only Exercised you ever did…. Bobbing your head up and down giving blow jobs……
Funny thing is that there is an allergy to exercise.
Fred, you suck.
Aw, fuck! Now I’ll lose sleep over some UniversalShit.