Needs to nail it in place.
Still hit her!!!
As long as you can tell the difference between ass-implants and shoulder-blades, go for it.
i bet 2lolo will get them so his uncle will smack his ass more often
She started ugly… now she’s a freak.
unlike with boobs, training actually got quiet the effect on the ass. and it’s cheaper…
guess she got what she deserved
What? That made no sense.
Translation: “Unlike with the female breast, your gluteous maximus can actually be shaped according to ones’ whim, via the use of specific exercises. Exercise is far more cost effective than paying a surgeon to shove stuff into your butt. For these reasons I think she is an idiot who shouldn’t have paid someone to shove stuff into her butt in the first place.”
Americans.. should be exterminated.
Sure and maybe next we can kill all Europeans because of BritishGirl’s ass.
My anaconda don’t want none if you got mutant buns, hun.
JIMMY has BUTT IMPLANTS, JIMMY always wanted WATERMELON ASS just like FRED’S…. Next JIMMY will be getting MAN MADE TITS….. But JIMMY wants TITS just like DUDETITS…….
Cool story bro. I particularly like that you put all the nouns in caps, except that Man Made would be an adjective.
I’ll have to take your word on Jimmy’s butt implants. Technically all natural tits are “man-made” since they’re part of our genetic code. Twit. I think the word you were looking for was “fabricated” like the lot of your stories.
@DUDETITS, Come on man, Show everyone your Man Made tits…..
You obviously didn’t read what I wrote or lack the ability to interpret it.
WHAT THE FU*K I’VE JUST SAW
That looks horrible! She can move her implant in her butt. Was she bragging or complaining about it?
Nikki Minaj should be suffering from this soon.
This is what happened with my cock implants 🙁
Just do what I did with mine. Nail ’em in place.
Did you use a nail-gun, or just hammer them in Fred?
Use a nail-gun if you’re not going for long tortuous pain.
Lipo on those lumpy thighs would’ve been a better choice.
Wonder if that shit happens everytime she farts… Yeah, I bet if she blew a violent fart that thing would spin uncontrollably… Oh, the lulz to have!
wait.. you can seriously get ass implants?!?!?! since when??
Why would someone make an ass that’s already too big into a disgustingly fat ass?
Why the fuck would you make yourself look over weight s via surgery, did KFC shut their doors or something in the land of the free ?
This is just stupid. What is the purpose of all this?
I blame the Americans for this it’s always there fault the fat pigs that they are lol.
Thanks for taking a break from giving free blowjobs down by the docks to bring us that breaking news.
nobody cares spib
…about what? Do you even know? You’re in such a rush to make your little butthurt grudge comments that you’re barely even making sense anymore. And for what? Do you think militaryminded will suddenly want to be your friend if you keep on persisting in all these sad little emotional displays? How cute.
no I was talking about you… ya know in general you come up these dbag comments like the one above its directed at someone and not to with some lame ass sarcasm to boot and if anyone says anything to you like this you rip on them as a defence. no one cares about people like that cause your a draggg….
I care. Defense is natural response to offense.
She should of skipped to number 2 on the guide to get a black man. Bucket of KFC
Well deserved for the vanity aspect.