She’s a spot chubby, but I’d harpoon her bum.
With what? Your flaps?
I know you’re not quite privied to this bit of knowledge, but blokes have penises, you cheeky fanny.
Guy looks like he pissed himself.
He did. Cause he tried anal.
‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ was a propaganda poster the UK government stuck up when WWII broke out. These days it should read ‘Sit down and watch TV’.
In the Uh. S. it should be, “Panic Over Nothing and Text Everyone About It”.
Finally a shirt that appeals to me!
Kelta you’re back! Where has your tight little ass been?
S&M incident involving a fantastic strappado.
You stayed calm?
On the outside…
Inside is where it counts…mostly.
They know what is going on. This isn’t a fail. It’s deliberate.
Yeah, they did that on purpose. You can tell by the looks on their faces.
I know. Smiling for a camera? Who does that?
If it were deliberate she would be making a duck face.
id hit it.
Anal is sometimes the only thing that can calm a bitch. Try it for yourself if you don’t believe me. Next time a bitch acts up, sodomize her. She’ll settle down.
You should have your own advice column.
You’re absolutely right Jonesy. Not many men realize this, they think ‘no’ actually means ‘no’.. It really means ‘do it as hard as you can cause I’v been a bad, bad girl and need some punishment’.
My bitch says my anal-beads are too big. Should I get smaller ones or just get bigger ones?
Jesus Christ.. The anal thing is intentional. How can this be a fail???
Yeah seems to be. She’s looking off to the side thinking, why am I doing this?
Can you teach me how to read the minds of photographs?
Jonesey i bet you don’t even know what a naked chick looks like. Never in a million years will that calm a “bitch”.
thats 2lolo’s favorite saying
YES!!!! Grave Digger JIMMY, Whenever I see your Mother and Sister…… And they love it……
When FRED and Grave Digger JIMMY have SEX FRED must use his Baseball Bat and his 2 arms to make Grave Digger JIMMY CUM…..
I’d hit it.