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    1. I know you’re not quite privied to this bit of knowledge, but blokes have penises, you cheeky fanny.

  1. ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ was a propaganda poster the UK government stuck up when WWII broke out. These days it should read ‘Sit down and watch TV’.

  2. Anal is sometimes the only thing that can calm a bitch. Try it for yourself if you don’t believe me. Next time a bitch acts up, sodomize her. She’ll settle down.

    1. You’re absolutely right Jonesy. Not many men realize this, they think ‘no’ actually means ‘no’.. It really means ‘do it as hard as you can cause I’v been a bad, bad girl and need some punishment’.

    2. Dear Jonesy,
      My bitch says my anal-beads are too big. Should I get smaller ones or just get bigger ones?

  3. Jonesey i bet you don’t even know what a naked chick looks like. Never in a million years will that calm a “bitch”.

  4. When FRED and Grave Digger JIMMY have SEX FRED must use his Baseball Bat and his 2 arms to make Grave Digger JIMMY CUM…..

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