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    1. Uh…yeah, well, thanks for the help, Jimbo. It goes without saying that 2lolo IS an anal obstruction…or always WANTS to be an anal obstruction, and so that’s not really a FUCKING SECRET NOW IS IT? Come on, Jim! Get with the program, okay?

      “DAMN IT, JIM! HE’S A FUCKWIT, JIM! HE’S GOT SHIT FOR BLOOD, JIM!”
      “Fascinating.”
      “BONES, SCOTTY, SPOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!”
      “Fascinating”
      “SCOTTY! I NEED A WARPED PHALLUS NOW OR I’LL CAREEN US ALL INTO A STAR!”
      “Fascinating.”
      “AYE CUNT DO IT CAPTIN! I’M GIVIN HUR AWL SHE’S GAHT! IT’S THESE DAMNED DIALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLITHIUM CLYSTALS! THEY’RE ALL FAHKED!”
      “Fascinating…Captain? There’s a power source eminating from your ass like none I’ve ever seen before.”
      “Fascinating. It’s…IT’S…IT’S FUCKWITTED 2LOLO!”
      “PHASERS ON FUCKING ANNIHILATE! AIM AT THE HOG-HEADED FUCKWIT WITH HIS HEAD UP MAY ASS!”
      “Fascinating…He’s a two dimensional thinking dicksucker! And he’s indestructable. I recommend we destry the ship and rid the universe of this no-genital motherfucker.”
      “SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!”
      “Jim. Your name is JIM.”
      “SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! BOOOOOOOOOONES!”
      “DAMN IT, JIM! I’M A DOCTOR, NOT A CRYPTOZOOLIGIST!”
      “Fascinating.”

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