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Picking Up The Girl Fail21

By jason in Celeb Fail on December 13, 2012
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21 Comments : trollzone

  1. poopr posted on December 13, 2012 at 7:26 am

    Oh those wacky Indians!

    Reply
  2. zaid posted on December 13, 2012 at 8:22 am

    I did not get the fail, but whatever!!!

    Reply
  3. filipkir posted on December 13, 2012 at 9:47 am

    Hmmm I wonder if she called him.

    Reply
    • dipsht posted on December 13, 2012 at 11:37 am

      hmmm… ok… i see were this is going…

      see the world is at a crisis, so every one is waiting for the Jews to fix it?
      Why is it every time something is wrong. everyone always expects us to fix the problem.
      I get it we are the peace makers and have solutions to everyone’s problems.
      But please people give us a break.. We have done allot for the world… and I know majority of the worlds population is thankful for it but at the end of the day we are only human.

      Just because god has chose us as his loyal worshipers it does not mean we have to spend every second of our life trying to fix the problems that those moose-lames created. Yes we are grate yes we are the true religion and YES we are gods chosen people.

      also i would be very happy if most of you people come to terms with your ego and just accept that Jews are gods blessed people. We will indeed rule the world in the near future. and believe me, people under our ruling would be better of then the stinky west’s oppressive power. We come in peace, we are here to bring peace.

      and to those who oppose our power.. will die.. and people who dont want to be ruled under the Jews… to bad, so be it…

      last of all i would like to thank Pat Condell for spilling the truth about islam. and putting them in there spot. Thank you and my god bless you with paradise.

      Long Live Israel Long Live Zion !

      Love Respect Peace !

    • hhss posted on January 8, 2013 at 5:45 am

      Okay, someone needs to resurrect Hitler STRAIT AWAY!!!!!

  4. kill joy posted on December 13, 2012 at 10:13 am

    we all have his number now, we should call him.

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    • Fred posted on December 13, 2012 at 10:19 am

      I don’t like talking to service desk fuckwits.

    • 2lolo posted on December 13, 2012 at 5:32 pm

      @Finger Fuck FRED Isn’t that your cell number??? Your cell number been posted in all of Alabama Pubic Toilets…….

  5. poopr posted on December 13, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Well, but you can say what you want: Jessica Alba IS an insanely attractive Lady

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    • Fred posted on December 13, 2012 at 11:04 am

      True, but this girl doesn’t look like she’s even gone through puberty yet. Is that “THE” Jessica Alba? She looks, maybe, nine?

    • poopr posted on December 13, 2012 at 7:57 pm

      Yes, it’s definitely THE Jessica Alba. A quick search even led me to the photograph seen in the screenshot: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=400686439964791&set=a.360514290648673.87978.100000703151889

    • sUBHUMAN posted on December 14, 2012 at 12:32 am

      I don’t think she is that great. Give me Mila Jovavich any day of the week.

    • Zero posted on December 14, 2012 at 2:21 am

      Dibs on Mila Kunis.

  6. sUBHUMAN posted on December 13, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    He probably sat by the phone for days waiting for her to call

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    • sUBHUMAN posted on December 14, 2012 at 12:16 am

      Lol I just looked at his FB photos, and he’s got all these badly shopped photos of him with lots of chicks hahaha. What a legend!

  7. sUBHUMAN posted on December 13, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Wait, wouldn’t this approach have needed to be arranged by his parents?

    Reply
  8. Moolie Killa posted on December 13, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    dipsht…jews are sht, abd will be the downfall of the world so stfu go get ur yamaha and munure and die

    Reply
  9. jimmy posted on December 14, 2012 at 6:15 am

    the only thing 2lolo can pick up is STD’s from his sister 2ton bertha

    Reply
  10. Mister posted on December 16, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Dipsht. Nice to know you Jews can spell. Take over the world? Good luck. If America wasn’t funding your stupid little make-believe country you zionists would have had your tiny little Jew cocks blown off the planet for good. Good luck with all your Heebie Jeebie

    Reply
  11. spy posted on December 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    His facebook page and fake pictures wit himself is more fail than his comment :) )))
    http://www.facebook.com/javed.nisarbhatti

    Reply
  12. bolsa negra posted on December 17, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    she has herpes

    Reply

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