That doesn’t look like a normal human penis. It just might look like Fred’s penis – which is a fail, but come on..Hardly a fail in this one.
Mine’s not that dark and doesn’t have a knife stuck in the scrotum (lately). Also, mine’s not that smooth, but thanks for asking.
@FRED You been Wishing all your life too have a big penis Up your Ass…… Is that why you using a Baseball Bat???
Mmm dick steak lol
Rare, medium or well?
Baked potato or fries?
And what would you like to drink with that?
Medium well! And a baked potato, that really goes best with a dick steak!
Make sure to tip your waiter.
I find a cleavage flash gets me out of actually giving money for a tip!
@FRED You take your Penis Hard up your ass…….
@Grave Digger JIMMY LOOK..!!!!! A DEAD Cock……..
Hey that looks like carne asada from Nicaragua