Holidays Parenting Fail34
By jason in People Fail on December 24, 2012
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WT actual F?
How does this happen…?
Florida?
No, Iraq
i wish this happened in iraq while i was there
She has clothes on, what’s so bad? Most of these kids were probably just sitting on some fat old mans lap getting free candy, and now you think this is wrong?
I can’t see the fail
Where’s the shadow??
Are you serious? Are you fucking blind, or are you just fucking stupid? I can see the shadow. Just look at the direction that those children’s shadows are facing and that will give you a hint.
You call that a shadow? Look at the intensity of the kids shadows. Usualy when you focus lights, the hot spot is on the performer, not the audience. Shadow should be much stronger center stage.
Eyes are open, so’s my brain. Oups sorry, I meant “fucking” brain.
Actually, Mr. ShitForBrains, when there is light coming from many different directions, the further away that someone is from the area the the shadow is cast upon, the more the other ambient lighting will cause the shadow to become dimmer.
I’m glad I did not grow up without a brain like you. It’s fun to question reality instead just blindlessly playing in it’s field.
And yes, it is a fucking shadow. Do you need a dictionary you dumb cunt?
I’m angry at myself for getting involved in this dispute, but, DeadlyFoez… you’re the ‘dunb cunt’. This is clearly fake. Nowhere in the world is it acceptable to pole dance in front of children. Also, however faint a shadow is, it still resembles the shape of the person/object that casts it. That is not the case with this poorly edited photo. Or should i say WHAT A FUCKING RETARD CUNT FUCK. I HOPE YOU DIE OF EBOLA YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! I hope you you understand that last bit. Merry Christmas cock nose.
Did I EVER contest to say that this photo was real and unedited? No I did not!!! All I said was that there is in fact a shadow. No matter how faint or incorrect it is, it is still there. So fuck you.
BTW, learn how to spell ‘dumb’, especially when quoting someone else…. you dumb cunt.
You’re absolutly right DeadlyFoez. You are a god! Now put down the gun.
Am i being fucking spell checked by someone who fucking thinks “BTW” is an acceptable fucking abbreviation? Just fucking checking. The first fucking comment ‘Where’s the shadow’ was fucking clearly made to point out that this fucking photo is fucking fake. Your fucking response identifies you as a fucking dumb cunt for fucking thinking that fucking shadow somehow makes this fucking photo genuine or a good fake. Well fucking done for fucking spotting the fucking shadow. You should treat yourself to a fucking cookie. Oh and ‘BTW’ you typed ‘the’ instead of ‘that’ in your second comment and omitted ‘of’. I would’t usually bother mentioning that but as you’re such a fucking pedant i thought i’d let you fucking know. I pity anyone who knows you. (the aggressive overtones of this message are an attempt to put it in to words you might understand).
id have to agree this is fake, 3 different shadows i see, the shadow of the kid is much darker, even though the other shadows are possible to have the poles shadow gets thicker as it gets furthrler away from the pole and its shadow is that of a triangle that would only happen if lights frome the front and behind the pic taken were there and even then the triangle shadow would show two depths of shadows (kinda like a shadow crossing another shadow, the part shadow crossing would show darker) get it????? no,…….maybe…..does your head hurt????
the shadow of the kids also is from the actual picture, the other fake shadows are photoshop, but if this were real the funny part is the kid in the front all the way to the left looks like he does this alot lol
Wow, you guys seem to be experts on shadow. What is the speed of shadow, btw?
fake
“Little bastards aren’t even tipping”.
Oh, man, what has happened to America? Santa is going to give all of coal in our stockings. Jesus is shaking his head. God is just sad.
The kid in the front row is stoked.
where’s the fail?
Parent career day at school, fireman goes down the pole next
wish my dad took me there when i was a kid
Got to be a fake. Or, those parents had a moral lobotomy.
Fake, or somewhere in the north east, like New York.
I just spotted the deal breaker, pay close attention to the kid farthest to the left next to the stage, look at his foot/shoe that he is resting on the stage, it’s totally photoshop warped and distorted looking. My Xmas childhood dream once again sadly lost :/
You don’t need to check out shadows. If you save the pic & check the properties, it tells you “Adobe Photoshop 7.0″
I found this epicfail show was a “Christmas market at the Old Garage Voskes Deventerweg in Middel, Holland” in december 2010.
kerstmarkt bij Garage Voskes aan de Oude Deventerweg in Middel
Poor working mother trying to do her part for her child’s school pageant, Like the little drummer boy prumm prumm pum
Nothing inherently immoral or inappropriate about a pole-dance. Lot of normal, everyday women take pole-dancing classes for fun and exercise. Not to mention, ladies who are REALLY good at pole-dancing are amazing to watch. Now, if the lady in the picture stripped down and started doing sexually suggestive things, I might have a different point of view.
So you pole dance, huh?
Is that your stripper name? “Fudgie”? No wonder your upset, I doubt you make much with that name lol
Those “fudgie” marked bloomers may not help much either.
this is clearly photoshopped