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Have to admit, I don’t really care for the “wins” on a site who’s namesake is EpicFail, but that was pretty cool.
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That is a Winner…… @ Scumbag Steve do you think you can put out the Fire in FRED Ass with your TOUNGE ????? COOL Please do it now……….
You keep your filthy tongue away from my hot ass, Scumbag.
I wouldn’t want to go anywhere near the fires of Fred’s asshole, to me that sounds like a mild case of std’s. Besides I know his ass and carnivorous pee pee are 2lolo’s property.
It’s not a “pee pee”. It’s COCK! And 2lolo doesn’t even have the right to fantasize about it.
And furthermore, if I had a “case of STDs” they most certainly wouldn’t be a mere “mild” case; thank you very fucking much!
@FRED your right…… I don’t FANTASIZE about you but Scumbag Steve being dreaming about you FRED….
Who doesn’t?
I would have just flopped my gigantic dick out and hosed it down. Easy as that.
Been listening to those self-help tapes to deal with your micropenis problem, huh?
Bahaha…Men who brag tend to have teeny weenies….
I know. That’s why I never brag about my humongous, carnivorous, erectus penis (Latin for MONSTER COCK).
Lol! Carnivorous huh?? YIKES!
*sniff* Takes two hands to handle my whopper, baby. *sniff*
Lol hmmm..I say put up or shut up!
Where d’ya want it?
I’d say the man with the carnivorous penis gets to choose!
Well, in that case: Hello, Kitty!
Meeeeooowww
I know how to make it queef…I mean purr.
You should have picked her mouth Fred you idiot, not her Kello Kitty blanket!
I’ll take the purring over the queefing thank you! Lol @sUBHUMAN- you would rather a mouth than the kitty!? Picking both would have been the better choice all around if you ask me! Lol
Yoshihiro Nishimura sex itt.
I want in w/ my prolapsed rectum! It’s like an elephant nose!
I still haven’t watched Tokyo Gore Police yet. Thanks for reminding me.
@Finger Fuck FRED What you SNIFFING is not Ambrosia Pussy it’s his ASS-O…… Go a little down and when you smell DEAD DRY ROTTEN FISH….. BINGO!!!! you found Ambrosia PUSSY….
@ Fred:
Don’t get yer hopes up… I mean, def watch it, but y’know… it sucks.
@2lolo- are you obsessed with my snatch or what?? That’s 2 stories you’ve commented about it on! But I can assure you it’s smells anything but dead and rotten or even fish! Although I wonder how you even know what it smells like at all I’d assume your a virgin or gay. Asshole.
@florp: Yeah, that’s why I kinda made a note to check it out but didn’t think much about it afterwards. I watched the trailer and I’ve noticed how arrogant Nishimura seems. I just wanted to watch out of curiosity. I think as the Japanese take over movie making it will serve as part of what is to come. I think that future movie makers will probably think of him like some do today of Roger Corman.
The Japanese are mercifully NOT taking over the Cinema. However the Koreans are, for sure. Also the music world (not just psy).
But the Koreans are crazy in a slightly less disturbing way, IMO.
Lol! Carnivorous huh?? YIKES!!
*sniff* Yep. *sniff*
And stop snorting so much cocaine!
*sniff* But *sniff* the shit *sniff* makes me *sniff* smile.
*sniff* Get me some *sniff* wet tissue *sniff* will ya?
fred is a wizard and has tiger blood.
WINNING!!!
“…because that’s how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. … I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”
what a fucking hero
that’s adorable.
Love the Kiwi accents. “This c*nt’s a nutter!”
Sure you put the fire out but now its full of water…