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If it wasn’t blue it’d be pretty.
1st
Cool pic btw
Apparently those eyes wanted to look at 2 different things.
Haters gonna hate… cock-eyed, dead looking chicks need love too…
LOL Hey whatever gets you going!
I am an equal opportunity lover! In fact, “Mrs. Food of the Gods” How you doin?
Ha…I’m tasty as ever!
how about you? God of thunder is it?
DO I HAVE TO COME IN HERE AND START COCKBLOCKIN’, GODDAMMIT?
HE STARTED IT!!!!!!
YEAH! THAT’S WHAT ALL WOMEN WOULD LIKE US TO BELIEVE!
Relax Fred, I did start it… but you have to admit… She sounds Gorgeous as hell!
Aww thanks!
Aw, just kidding. We all know how women are today. They’re more likely to stray than us guys are…or that’s the argument I’m using.
@Ambrosia,,, Next week my friends and I going Hunting for Wild Pigs… We need bait… With you and your Bad Smelling Vaginal Odor will bring the PIGS out…… Now about???????
As a matter of fact I’m not like all other women thank you! I’m not a bitch in heat that goes wherever the swinging meat is! Lol
Nah I’m good 2homo…I’m sure you and your swamp ass will attract every hog you desire!
Damn girl, tasty and not a pig in heat? I’m in fricken love! And it is kinda fun whatching the other two lovebirds fight… Kinda cute in a Jungle-love, animal kingdom kinda way…
Hey, Pussed-pore Thor! Watch the insinuations, buddy boy.
Did I strike a nerve? I wouldn’t have pegged you for the sensitive type… Do you need a tampon? And Pussed-pore Thor? I would have expected a little more from you… Do I call you Bed Wet Fred? No…
Hey! Hey!!! Lets all calm down lol
I am calm baby girl, I think I might need a hug, from you, just to make sure thogh…
Chill out everyone. Amb has three holes, and there’s three of us. Coincidence?
Lol who said I wanted something in all 3 holes at once?? They are mine after all!
Sorry. I got interrupted during this play argument game. Company and shit.
Naw, Thor I’m just playing.
I would have come over but I get lost going around the block soooo
HAHAHA ~ Me too Fred, except with Ms. Ambrosia, I could really use that hug, gps is your friend!
Ha! Look at 2lolo’s pathetic comment above: “AmBROshya! ME anD MY COCKrubbing buDDy’z are Goh-win CAmPin’!!! yooo wANNNNa coME??? WE miGt go HOg HuNTin…hehehe!!!”
“YoU kin set own mt TAiLGait!!!”
Hahaha hillbilly bastard!
HEY! I resemble that…I resent that comment!
You resemble a hillbilly?? Lol whoops! Hey if it makes you feel any better I’m originally from Texas! State of hillbillies a plenty! Lol
Yoo wanna play doolin’ banjos wit me?
*wid
Lol I’ll Deliverance your ass! Wait a minute….ok so we will have a banjo duel like they did in that movie ok?
No, no, no! It was a metaphor, for fuck’s sake. Take your clothes off and I’ll explain it to you. Have I gotta teach you how to chord, too?
I certainly hope you can play rhythm …bar chords.
Can you play lead?
BASS?
In that order?
Hahaha whoops again! Ok I’ll strip down but honestly I was kicked out of band…I was THAT bad!
but…how will being naked teach me these “metaphors” any better?? 
Shit let me get a tissue.
What’s the tissue for!?
How’s about we just skip that and play strip poker or something!? Lol little point here…I have no idea how to play poker!
HEHEHE! Beginners are ALWAYS winners.
Know what a Full Flush is? I could show ya?
Haha nope! TEACH ME!
There’s always the option of strip monopoly too….:D
Yeah, well, I don’t like mortgaging my “property” if you know what I mean. *WINK*WINK*
Damn…but I love to cheat at that game!! It could be interesting??
We could invite a black couple over and play Spades and dare each other to do interracial stuff….
…Sorry, Spike Lee. Din’t mean to insult your ignorance. It’s just a fuckin’ joke.
Well, what do I get for landing on your “Hotel”?
Lol I’ll ask you the same question! Hmmmmm???
You have to trade me for the RRs.
No woman should own the RRs. However, you are more than welcome to ride my railroads, sweety. Toot-toot.
Take a ride on the Fredding, baby!
Bahaha
Renaming the RR’s now are we? I’ve got an idea for passing go but that would have to be a surprise! 
I get the 2 blue places, you can have those RR’s TOOOOOT!
Jesus Christ, you do realize that you both have phones and instant messengers, right? Just scissor and get it over with so the feeds can get flooded by less important shit that interests more people.
Well no one made you read it all did they? Mad we didn’t include you??
I never said I read half of it, but scrolling through 8 pages of empty, awkward sexual innuendo is excessive. No, I am not upset to not be included. I’m on the internet, antisocial behavior is where the bar is set.
Corpse bride!
I would love to have a taste for myself!
And I am doing great! A little hungry for desert now… but great!
Shit… that was supposed to be on the above thread… now it just sounds creepy…
Yeah, well I’ve been called Ironcock and Staminaman and I don’t need a bunch of guys in capes and tights to help me AVENGE dents carelessly placed in my nookies! Back off, God of Carpet-Static-Discharges!
Hahahaha
DAMN FRED !!!!!! You trying too hard to fuck Ambrosia…… SLUTS are EZ…….
Dude, sounds like you are trying to re-assure yourself of your own man-hood… maybe make up for some deficiencies?
2lolo is a deficiency. A deficiency of worthwhile Social Security payouts.
@Thor Still searching for a Ass to Fuck?? FRED Selling his Ass for $5.00… But if you want an ASS2MOUTH that will cost you $2.50 more….. But Ambrosia Charge $20.00 for any thing …… But NO REFUNDS……..
I find it strange that you know their going rates by heart. Do you have a customer rewards card or something?
He has a sticker on his forehead that I slapped there the first time we met that reads, “I must stay the fuck away from Fred or he will kick my ass”. So far, so good.
@2homo how the fuck would I give refunds?? Give the jizz back?? Douchebag!
Whoa. Snowballin’ like a boss!
@2lolo – Why are you trying to lowball Fredward at $5 when you had to have a change machine installed on your ass? And in my opinion, I wouldn’t pay $20 for Ambrosia because she is PRICELESS!
Thanks Thor!
Well, my hymen is grown up like that South American grape-vine-growing-in-people’s-asses movie they had at the theatres a coupla years ago. And it would cost a fortune to put a mouse cock up my precious. Just ask MJ…
sorry…
he’s dead.
@Ambrosia, GRRRRRR BABY!
@Fredward, What the F are you talking about?
GRAPE VINE, DAMNIT!
Ok – Ok … You don’t have to yell… geez!
Well, I can’t remember the movie; hell I read the book. It was creepy as hell; the book. I figure the movie was shit, so I don’t know.
OH, NEVER FUCKING MIND.
@Thor-that’s quite a growl you’ve got there! Lol
@Fred-what’s the book called!? Now I want to now wtf you are talking about!!!!
I DON’T REMEMBER THE FUCKING TITLE! SOME AMAZON, MAYAN TEMPLE, GRAPEVINE GROWING UP CRAZY AMERICAN COLLEGE KIDS’ ASSES, BOOK? THAT SHOULD’VE BEEN THE TITLE AND THEN I COULD REMEMBER MORE BETTER.
WELL?
THE RUINS!!!! Right??
It was a book?? Hmmmm
Can you people not google?
Rude! How the hell would I google what you were saying!? Lol
THAT’S IT! THE FUCKIN’ RUINS!
THANK YOU!
Sorry.
Well, IDK, I’ve not seen the movie. Bring it over and we’ll watch it (The Grapevine), the Cave, and we’ll compare and contrast. We’ll decide which has the better concept. Any cave movie is good for me…as long as it’s with women and not a bunch of steroid gay guys hugging up together on some queery named mountain.
Jesus, Christina Ricci looks awful these days.
Hahaha! Win ^
Haha nice
LOL!!
Some Jap guys are jacking off to this right now I bet.
Uh wtf is that, lame.
kill it fast