22 COMMENTStroll

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   DeadlyFoez posted on January 3, 2013 at 8:42 pm

   bad parent.

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     Ted posted on January 4, 2013 at 8:52 pm

     Bad driver too.

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   Ambrosia posted on January 3, 2013 at 9:03 pm

   I’ve seen this on several other sites. BLAH.

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   TOTALLY CEREAL posted on January 3, 2013 at 9:22 pm

   LOLOLOL SO FUCKIN REAL! AMAZING

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   Zero posted on January 4, 2013 at 1:22 am

   Can we vote to stop using fabricated text messages as fails? This shit is vapid.

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     florp posted on January 4, 2013 at 2:49 pm

     agreed

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     One posted on January 4, 2013 at 8:26 pm

     Who still say “Vapid”?

     No one.

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     alias posted on January 5, 2013 at 5:34 pm

     I guess they are all fake to you and that nothing ever happens like it says it does.

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   sUBHUMAN posted on January 4, 2013 at 1:45 am

   Even if this was real, it would still be lame as fuck

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6. 

   michael posted on January 4, 2013 at 12:11 pm

   Hey… Everyone at EF… PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES. Thank you.

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7. 

   florp posted on January 4, 2013 at 2:49 pm

   old and dumb
   old and dumb
   old and dumb

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8. 

   Amarth posted on January 4, 2013 at 2:49 pm

   These fake phone messages start to get extremely boring.

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9. 

   Fred posted on January 4, 2013 at 3:57 pm

   2lolo: “Hey dad, can I borrow the car?”
   2lolo’s dad: “Suck my dick and I’ll let you.”
   2lolo: Awww! “Come on Dad, let me borrow the car.”
   2lolo’s dad: “Suck my dick and I’ll let you.”
   2lolo: “Oh, okaaaay.” *Mmmmph, ummmph, mmmmmmmph!* “DAMN DAD! YOUR DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT!”
   2lolo’s Dad: “Damn! That’s right! Sorry 2lolo, your brother has the car.”

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     Ambrosia posted on January 4, 2013 at 3:58 pm

     Hahaha ZZZING!!!

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     Fred posted on January 4, 2013 at 4:05 pm

     2lolo loves ATMs, but he thinks that if he puts in the correct pin the display screen should play porn.

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     2lolo posted on January 4, 2013 at 5:41 pm

     @FRED that’s funny….. Where did you find that joke????

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     florp posted on January 4, 2013 at 5:43 pm

     ^^ woah, woah, woah… NOT acceptable, lolo.
     you’ve just gone from being a little lazy, to COMPLETELY sincere?
     troll, or gtfo

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     Ambrosia posted on January 4, 2013 at 5:48 pm

     Lol I know right?!

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     Fred posted on January 4, 2013 at 5:50 pm

     I’ll consider his sincerity of any value when he comes clean about THE FUCKIN’ BIRTH VIDEOS!

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     jimmy posted on January 4, 2013 at 8:22 pm

     so that’s why they call 2lolo turd breath

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    evilshtfire posted on January 5, 2013 at 11:32 am

    Fucking owned, this has to be the most legit phone text i have ever seen.

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      florp posted on January 5, 2013 at 11:34 am

      don’t use the internet much?