Everybody knows Thor doesn’t have a cock. That’s why he carries that goofy fuckin’ hammer around. And, yet, he can’t even drive nails thru his cock like I can.
Haha I can see it now…meet a woman somewhere
Hey, how’s it going? Can I get you a drink? Oh and by the way.. I can drive nails through my dick….
Woman-………TAKE ME NOW! It would be a done deal!!
Naw Fred, Thats just my dick shaped like a hammer… I thought your mom drew a diagram of it for you… And that must be some tiny nails! or do you use your dick as a nail? I know its probably the same size as one…
You forgot part of that 2homo…you aren’t included in that “anyone list” so go play in traffic, with any luck today is the day one wants to be close friends with you!
Looks good to me
That’s the only way I like to watch fireworks is if I coke away with 3rd degree burns and shrapnel in my eyeballs!
Come away damn it
Yeah, Right. You said it right the first time.
Lol coke isn’t my thing anymore! Last time I ran butt naked through the streets and I just can’t have that again!
So you need tied down?
Hey I never considered that option! That could work! This of course requires an accomplice….
Is it my turn to cockblock now Fred?
My cock blocks all.
see?
aaahhh no allowed!
Everybody knows Thor doesn’t have a cock. That’s why he carries that goofy fuckin’ hammer around. And, yet, he can’t even drive nails thru his cock like I can.
Haha I can see it now…meet a woman somewhere
Hey, how’s it going? Can I get you a drink? Oh and by the way.. I can drive nails through my dick….
Woman-………TAKE ME NOW! It would be a done deal!!
Naw Fred, Thats just my dick shaped like a hammer… I thought your mom drew a diagram of it for you… And that must be some tiny nails! or do you use your dick as a nail? I know its probably the same size as one…
“shaped like a hammer”? that sucks, dude. Women must never want to fuck you.
Mine, otoh, is shaped like a rowboat, and about 1/4 scale.
Hahaha A rowboat!? Lol
1/4 scale? Thats what, like 3 feet? Shit, they must not want to fuck you either!
Well, “shaped like a hammer”, huh? Bet you can’t even push thumbtacks into a soft corked bulletin board with it.
Hammer envy Fred?
12-foot row boat? That would suck.
But seriously. My dick is enormous.
@Ambrosia,,, You be happy if anyone would take you to bed….. ANYONE…….
weak troll is weak.
C’mon lols, you can do better.
where’s the “doodoo on your whacker” line?
You forgot part of that 2homo…you aren’t included in that “anyone list” so go play in traffic, with any luck today is the day one wants to be close friends with you!
I wish I could find him playing in traffic. I’d like to skid my tire over his head. I don’t have anti-lock brakes.
Holy Shit! That escalated really f-n quick!
We can take turns!
@2homo Please start on fire.
oh no, did he dieded?
*Died GO KILL YOURSELF
I think he was vaporizeded.
Ooops.
and that was $20