Go to some real waves you pussy.
If he got knocked out in a kiddie pool, the wedge would kill him…
did he drowneded?
his head was on backwards
It’s ok! IT’S OK! Him being completely limp means he’s ok!
I’m never “completely” limp.
Looked like he broke his neck the way it flopped around.
Lol guess I set myself up for that one! Good to know though!
Uhhhh I watched it again and it kind of did…now I feel like a bitch! Thanks!
Yeah, dicknecks heal slowly, too.
LOL is there a brace for that ailment?
Not sure, but I’ve needed one on an occasion or two.
Darwinism tells me to leave him in the water.
no point, zero. dead people cant drown.
@Ambrosia Still looking for “ANYONE” to fuck you??? Ask FRED, He ben FUCK so many times FRED is getting good at being FUCKED……
Are you still upset I rejected you?? I TOLD YOU…micro penis isn’t my thing!!! But don’t worry, your crusty sock doesn’t care!
Tis true. I am becoming something of an expert. If you wish, Ambrosia, you may ask if I will… “fuck” you. Permission granted.
HA! Why thank you! So generous! I’ll keep that for a rainy day…or a week day…or weekend…whatever!
I’m pretty good at being fucked too. I just lay back with my hands behind my head and start yodelling
LOL yodeling?! The mental picture is hilarious!
Yeah. Subby lying naked yodelling. That’s just purty. Just let me blow my grits while I contemplate that.
Lol do you yodel???
No, but I can blow through labia minoras and make them whistle a yodelling sound. No joking! I can!
No joke! I can make a whipperwill sound too!
I BELIEVE YOU!!!!
Can do a loon too.
Spent a lot of time in the vaginal area have you?? How about a macaw?!?
No, can’t do a macaw.
You can start your own Duck Dynasty Fred, with instructional video.
good thing he had a helmet on
Holy Cow THAT dude BROKE HIS NECK!
Holy Cow – buahahaha indian style
lol black guy
This has the potential to be a win because that black fuck might actually know how to swim.
he’s not even touching the water…bitch just sits on the side