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By jason in People Fail on January 9, 2013
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…dafuq am I lookin at?
A lifetime of bad decisions.
This is what happens when you are 30 years old and still a virgin
a very insecure and scared-of-life individual.
Body mutilation = self-esteem issues.
and im sure he looking at this site, to get such solid advice….
PS, Those gums are nasty.
I don’t own a gun. But, I would so borrow one so I could shoot this mofo in the face… Yes, I would bury the body. What do you take me for?, a savage? lol
WTF is that red & yellow thing inside It’s mouth?
looks like he has a stretched lip piercing, and that is the jewelry.
Or it’s a marble in his mouth.
only black people
are sane enough not to do this to themselves…
You’re joking, right? Have you EVER watched the discovery channel? Those black people tattoo their whole bodies and put dinner plate sized discs in their lips and ears, stretch their necks, and do scarification. I’d go as far as to say they are likely a major source of inspiration for modern body modificatins.
Dudebro is correct.
Get a fucking life you pricks!!!!
And obviously its not only black people you dumb bitches!!! ONLY WHITE PEOPLE!!!! And no evilshtfire…that bitch Dudebro is not correct!!! You dumb fucks make those decisions yourself!!! If your insane enough to do it than that’s just it no matter what inspires you!!!
Wow, your prowess with words, specifically those used in rebute, is exemplary. You have mastered both the English language and validated arguments. Since you have utilized such a plethora of coherent and referenced substantiations I am unable to see flaw in your strategy, ergo rendering my contravention obsolete.
… syke!
I don’t even know why I argued back! You idiots just want somebody to fight with…and it’s sad!! Grow some balls!
It’s a rebuke, not a rebute. Or did you mean rebut? No fail worse than a fail while showing off.
And that was a silly, trollish generalization, Dustin. Imitate grownups once in awhile, guys.
Genetics have already granted me a working set. I believe the cultivation of an additional pair would only increase my susceptibility to physical pain. Your previous argument still lacks couth and validity.
Sad….
Mya, you need to reread the comments made by dudebro. Dudebro didnt say it was ONLY black people, he(?) simply provided a valid example from actual cultures were it is necessary to have multiple body modifications to be accepted. Then added his own reasonable opinion. I suggest that you grow up and realize that not every comment about black people is racist.
but hey im just some white “DUMB BITCH”
I concur.
Troll food! Get ya troll food! Hot off the troll grill!
and i concur with dudebro, dude. bro.
@dudebro…..too fucking awesome….. @ mya……i hope your i.q. is based on a sliding scale…….and this dude looks badass.
Actually the culture that puts rings on their necks to stretch them is Asian, not black.
Really? because last time i check this freak is white. You might want to tell your brother that this look is not really working for him.
wtf whywhywhyyyy haha and did he tattoo his gums and eyes too :/
2homo??? Is that you??
You better put something on that BURN.
Burn? Everyone has used that! Get some new material Amb Geez!
Ugh….I’ll admit….after I sent that I knew I could have done alot better! FAIL for me!! Lol
@Ambrosia Don’t you remember your Ex-Boyfriend??? His Face got Fuck after he went down on you….. There must be something in your PUSSY to fuck up his face??? Can it be your “DEAD ROTTEN FISH PUSSY??????
parents must be midgets
have fun finding a job
That’s exactly the idea, guaranteed to be on welfare for life.
That fucker can go to as many job interviews any government job agency can book for him, no employer would hire him.
Thats coooooool I like it
Of course it is, coming from a guy with the user name “DeathMetal”. It should be an annual look, that’s for sure.
This was my checker at Wal-Mart
look it’s 2lolo AKA “Turd Breath “
This is what happens when daddy touches you too much and mommy not enough.
@Grave Digger JIMMY Thor Hummer want’s to Hum you a Tune….
But he don’t play dead……
Yeah 2homo… listen to Barlion from above… YOU are what happens when Daddy touches a little too much.
His uncle too
@Grave Digger JIMMY SEE I told you…. Thor Hummer, Will Hum you a new Tune………..
Well 2homo, I have to admit… you really comit! A joke doesn’t work and just keep beating it… You should try humming a tune on your exhaust pipe…
Hahaha @Thor! Hilarious!
Well, I do aim to please
How are you doing today gorgeous?
Heh heh
I’m doing great! How about yourself??
I’m doin great sugar! Much better when I get to chat with you!
Ugh! I don’t think I can ever pry my cock out of my abdomen again. This “God of Sickeningly Sickening Romantic” shit is nauseatingly nauseating. Just saying.
Suck a dick Dora The Explorer… Hows that for romantic?
Wow what a winner!! Another productive member of society right there.. Fucking stupid cunt!
100,000 says he’s unemployed lol
I wonder what he smells like.
bactine and cigarettes.
Delicious
Hilary Clinton after hours.
i think it looks awesome
“Hey Mom, i want you to meet my new boyfriend”
Wow thats your boyfriend, you must be fucked up.
Hopefully, this waste of life has already committed suicide. If not, hopefully he will VERY soon! Please whatever you are… kill yourself.
Really? You’re that much of a judgemental prick that you wish this guy, whom you don’t even know would just off himself? Clearly, tattoo face here has made some bad fucking decisions, not the least of which is destroying his own face, but you really think that somehow makes him less deserving to live? Wow dude…just…fuck you. I hope you’re only this callous and borderline sociopathic, on the internet.
BeetleBatJuiceMan – What’s wrong sweetie? Can’t handle mean words? Here’s what you should do… KILL YOURSELF! You useless sack of shit. KILL YOURSELF!
BeetleBatJuiceMan is absolutely right!!!! Some people are just so heartless they
can’t help themselves.
And some people are just so sad, pathetic and starved for someone, ANYONE to love them! Isn’t that right, Mya?
this shithead must be shown to all bullies at schools to show them what their victims would become……….. nah, kill yourself loser
…how can we tell its a he?? I can’t make out any discerning features :S
I’m not male or female, I’m intersex
where do you catch one of these fish?
When you get shot on sight during the zombie apocalypse you will only have yourself to blame …
MOTHER OF GOD!
What an idgit…
you do not have permission to use my image or likeness, of any kind. Take my photo off your sight, or face legal ramifications! I will sue!!!
The Devil is alive…
“Maybe NOW my dad will be too scared to call me a fag!”
forever alone?
ah well, he probably never wanted to get laid (ever again?) anyways