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    1. How about I make a chainsaw without blades but with a rubber ribbed chain? Just for you? Would you talk to me then? Would you be my friend?

    2. SORRY! NO TIME FOR FRIENDSHIT! GOTTA GET TO THE LABORATORY AND INVENT THE CLITSAW! ANYBODY KNOW THE NUMBER FOR PLASTIGOOP HELPDESK?

    3. DON’T APOLOGIZE! YOUR CLIT IS MY AMBITION! I SHOULD BE THANKING YOUR CLIT! YOUR CLIT SHOULD BE GIVEN AN AWARD! HOW ‘BOUT AN ORALATION….ORATION?….DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?

    4. Lol I do believe its hearing you loud and clear and if you plan to make a public speech then oration is the right word haha

    5. Well, unless you prefer the Gettysburg Address I suggest you skin those panties off and start your own little jubilant “oration” while I perform my “theoretical” oralation experiment…Sweetie Pie.

    6. Please, never say “Yippee” again unless you have both hands placed firmly on each side of my head. It fucks up the “experiment”.

    7. @Ambrosia “Dora” want to lick your CLIT….. After all Dora was sucking on your Used Tampax.. So he past the Smell test……..

    8. Sucking on a used tampax? Lol but let me ask you something…once he get past smell does he have lick? I mean that was one of your wonderous quotes the other day.

    1. Before we get into one of these pissing matches where we state at one another how much “man” shit we know above the other; Did you not think for a minute, that this guy could be FAKING?

  1. You do know that the blade on a chainsaw won’t actually move or cut until you pull the trigger. So this isn’t a fail on him its a fail on whoever posted it for not knowing what there talking about.

  2. yes once the saw starts the chain wont move until the throttle is engaged so there nothing really fail here … although a malfunction could happen maybe…

    1. There is also the chain brake, if it is engaged.
      Quite honestly, it doesn’t look like he’s pulling the pull-start anyways because it does take quite a strong pull and it would be VERY difficult to hold the chainsaw buy the blade between your legs without it pulling upwards while trying to start it. Also, the handle is designed so a weak ass bitch person can step on the handle (the one where the throttle is) to keep the saw on the ground while trying to pull-start it.

    2. Wow. You guy’ses discussion on the Popular Mechanics article of How Chainsaw Knowledge will Enhance Your Pussy Gettin’ Capabilities has really sold me. How do I subscribe?

    3. Buy being a real man dora the explorer. A man should know how to work a chainsaw. If you ever get a flat tire or dead car battery call me up I’ll help ya with that too 😉

  3. This site is more than just the same guys flirting with Ambrosia and making up new accounts because someone else intimidated you, just to carry on giving her a big head. And when you come to having a chance for fucking her you make up some BS excuse why you can’t. So don’t waste your time man! It’s like every post is taken by some stranger weirdo coming onto Ambrosia

  4. @Cumbag Steve We all know you want to get your Sex Change before Finger Fuck FRED….. I don’t think doing that will help….. But I can be wrong….

  5. “What? Oh, no, it’s fine. Already cut mah dick off last time I did this.
    Yep, it’s like a vagina down there now, fits quite snugly, actually.”

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