BMW the ULTIMATE driving machine
HA… HA… HA… you should probably give up racing after this, just like Fred gave up on his name.
Yes.. He.. Did..
Was Ambrosia in that BMW??? She must have open her legs….. The Smell went up his nose…..
That’s funny I thought it was you driving to see your next customer? Still giving away those blow jobs aren’t you?
@Ambrosia “YES” I’m getting a Blow-job from Grave Digger JIMMY Sister right now…. NO YOU CAN’T SUCK ON MY COCK…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You just might open your legs………
I just found out that “DORA” was the driver of that BMW….. Ambrosia did open her legs…….
How dare you! Who the fuck do you think you are? You fuckwit!
lol – Little miss explorer’s got a quick temper!
Dora had to be the driver, know why? Because the only difference between a porcupine and a BMW is that on a porcupine the pricks are on the outside not inside lol
Uh…that one was pretty fucking lame there Kevin. Sorry little buddy.
I don’t know, I actually liked that one Kevin…
It was lame. Lame like a god that carries around a little five pound hammer, wear a cape, and a gay Viking hat.
Dude, not cool! I now my dick is only 5 pounds, but don’t diss the viking helmet and cape bro! Wait… am I being heckled by chubby little mexican girl that hangs out with a monkey and talks to a map? Yeah dude, Thor is WAAAY less cool than that!
I concur. But I hang out with Neebs, Murdon and Drak. We kick ass.
Doraleous is actually the name but I like when King Callis calls him Doralingus. I changed the name for copyright reasons.
No longer a BMW owner…
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Well, seeing that driver seems to be okay makes me NOT feel bad laughing about this. Friggin poser.
Looks like he was driving on a spare tire. Unless he has one yellow rim for no reason.
Wait… aren’t all BMW owners failures? Unless they got the car for free anyone who would pay money for those shit cars fail
its just a 3 series not a real BMW