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Spot on!
*yawn* Is it still cool to hate Twilight? It is? Ok, how clever then…
These Twilight jokes are worn out!!
Q: What’s the difference between Twilight and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket! HAHAHA!
I think Dora The Explorer is a closet Twilighter…
I think Thor eats shit with mayonaise on it.
Lol shimayonaise?
Don’t knock it till ya tried it… mayonase makes everything taste better!
Thor? Why did you come up with some pussy-ass name like that? And why do you have a pink doohickey beside your name? THOR? YOU HAVE A PINK DOOHICKEY! What’s up with that shit? Your pink doohickey means you’re gay, right?
I prefer salt.
I wanted the pink doohickey damn it.
Girls should have pink doohickeys. I think Thor is fully aware of that.
Well little cartoon girl, let me explain… The little pink doo-hickey means that I am secure in my masculinity, and I picked the name Thor because it is the other half of my mma fight name… so sorry to dissapoint, if your looking for a gay boy, try 2homo…
@Amb, you can have my pink doohickey anytime…
But then he probably hasn’t seen a doohickey before.
“Momma fight name”? That’s just sad Thor.
Wow Dora… that was awesome! how can I ever compete with a line like that?
Did your momma give you that name? You should kick her ass.
sometimes momma’s need their asses wooped…
Well, if I was you, THOR, I wouldn’t even try.
…compete, that is.
Sorry ’bout your mother though. Must be tough.
I’m so lost…. Lol
Me too Amb… little Dora is throwing out like 2-3 posts at a time… I think she is a little pissed…
I’M NOT FUCKIN’ PIIIIIISSED!
@Dora and Thor Hummer Don’t you 2 Queer’s understand Ambrosia want’s only DEAD Person…..
Like in Twilight movie….. AMBROSIA Ask Grave Digger JIMMY to dig up a Dead Man who die with a Hard-on……….
What the FUCK does that even mean!!??
AHAHAHA – everybody point and laugh at the chubby little angry girl!
FUCKIN REPLY BUTTON!!!
AHAHAHA – everybody point and laugh at the dork in the gay costume carrying a hammer that is too stupid to find the FUCKIN REPLY BUTTON! AHAHAHA!
Hey… *sniff* words can hurt… *sniff*
Okay, now, don’t go getting all teary and shit. Fuck! I’m sorry. I got a used tissue you can have. How ’bout a towel?
No thanks… but I’ll settle for Ambrosia’s panties…
Lol awwwww
Hahahaha bad timing on the awww comment!!!
Too late! you said awe, does that mean I get to have them?
Not till I’ve chewed all the good out of them. Kinda like Big League Chew, actually.
Ok Dora, you get the panties… I’d rather munch the coochie than the panties…
Just chew on that towel I gave you. There’s protein in it.
you gays should both wrestle for Ambrosia’s panties!!! Winner can lick the wet fart stain!!!
Oh hell! Here comes Cumbag Sleeve.
Hahaha wet fart stain?? Uhhh I don’t think so…
Check ‘em, Amby! You got a stain? Don’t fuckin’ lie!
DON’T BELIEVE ME HUH!? I’ll just hit you in the face with em and you can check yourself!
Heh heh heh! Okay! I won’t argue with that! Hit away!
Hmmm I have to work on my threats! Lol
Yeah, that was a pretty weak threat. Kinda like making Thor go to bed with a dildo up his ass as a punishment for fuckin’ up all the frozen weiners.
Bahahaha DAMN I didn’t think it was that weak
Helping me build my muscle will strengthen you up. Works better than Shake-Weights and outweighs candy ass hammers too.
I guess Thor’s boyfriend picked him up. They must’ve had a date with a package of Oscar Mayers.
…or Ball Park Franks…They plump when you suck ‘em…
Lol and how am I helping you build your muscles??
DAMN IT! I was going to use the ball park comment…you beat me to it!
Go ahead. Use it. I’ll even let you “beat me to it”.
Hehehehe Woohoo! Thanks
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