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By jason in People Fail on January 15, 2013
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Fuck her life forreal!!
So disgusting! How fucking long did she lay there after she shit her shorts? It looks dried up as hell! I’ve been absolutely hammered and never shit myself. So nasty.
So, because you’ve never shit yourself, you feel superior to this girl? Congratufuckinglations, you are the tallest of the pygmies.
I think that’s just chewing tobacco. I think you get a better nicotine fix when you stick it up your butt. She must’ve stuck too much.
Haha is that kind of like the people that give themselves alcohol enemas??
I think so. Yeah.
This is so fucking wrong! Please take this pic off!
Don’t be embarrassed. We won’t make fun.
I have been so drunk that I’ve blacked out, vomited like crazy, said stupid shit to people that I should not have said, but I’ve never pissed or shit myself.
I know these few fucking morons that piss on things like their alarm clock or their dresser when their drunk, but seriously, how stupid do you have to be to do stupid shit like this.
Must admit I’m also struggling to understand how someone does this. Like you just said, I’ve been ridiculously drunk at various points in my life, pissed all over my bookcase in a stupor once (damn you jack daniels), but never pissed myself or crapped my pants.
I wonder, if these unfortunate souls had a combination of crazy amount of alchohol at the same time as getting a shitty stomach bug… so they fall asleep pissed and then shart badly??
Anal prolapse?
It happens…….got super black out drunk and was told I tried to shit on the side of the bar we left. They tried to tell me my pants didnt get all the way down but I was too drunk to listen…….shit all down the back of my pants and had to walk home with a shirt around my waist and threw my clothes away that I shit on. Woke up the next morning half naked in a garage. Good times, good times.
I watch people shit everyday
Lol and what exactly do you do?
he’s a wc!
@Ambrosia Now you know why your CUNT smell like a DEAD ROTTEN FISH…… Try using a Toilet and Please Wipe your ass…… But there is Redneck Sucking he love to eat shit….
Shut the fuck up 2homo.
Maybe if everyone makes a concerted effort to completely ignore his inane posts he’ll get bored and make a new persona… perhaps the next incarnation will be more interesting.
We could never get together on it. There’s always at least three that will indulge him.
Barney must live an interesting life.
I look at it like 2lolo’s a Kung Fu priest that is teaching us to have stamina and patience when stalking an annoying fly.
Lol I’d rather skip the patience and stamina and just squish his ass to a pulp
Patience, Grasshopper, patience.
Same here @barney Ross.. joys of working in a nursing home
Still better than 2lolo’s life. Probably cleaner too.
saw this on mental zero its chocolate pudding!! yum yum yum!!
Sorry REDNECK SUCKING, It’s Thor Hummer turn….
He been Sucking on Ambrosia Ass and Pussy for a Week……..
Again… you say that like its a bad thing 2homo… gee… I was sucking on a womans ass and pussy for a week… fuck… you got me… i’m…. straight…
@Thor to 2homo sucking on a woman’s anything is a big NO NO…maybe that’s why he acts like its so horrible when he says you have been doing it…lol idk either way a straight man wouldn’t find an issue with doing anything with a woman.
I am sure that every woman has had diarrhea and shit themselves at some point in their life. I was thinking about this the other day whilst eating a meal. It must be horrible getting diarrhea inside your pussy.
We will have to ask 2lolo… @2homo, how does it feel to get diarrhea inside your pussy?
But they have a door on it. Velcroed…I think…
huh? door? velcro? wtf are you talking about Dora?
Well, you obviously don’t know shit about the femalien anatomy. They have like a kind of fleshy velcro on their mudflaps. Kinda like the texture of a cat’s tongue. Dumbass.
Well, instead of confusing me with “door”, why didn’t you just draw a diagram 2Dora?
*Tsk* You college fucks and your diagrams…
Velcro doors….hmmm…lol
Your’s makes that velcro-ey, crackling noise when you spread them, don’t they, Amby? You know what I’m talking about.
Welllllll……I always thought of it as like what the sound of wrapping paper and tape make when you are opening a present but yeah… Heh
Maybe you should try some Vadge-O-Seal.
What exactly does that do??
Well…read the fucking “indications”!
Well excuse me rude ass!
I’m supposed to spray it off with a garden hose and spray it with that blue, pink-eye medicine that farmers use on their cows too?
Asshole
Sorry. I was just joking. How can I make it up to you?
How about I give you a free amateur gynecology exam with my nifty amateur gynecology kit?
Holy shit 2Doro, that was fun to just sit back and watch you fuck yourself out of some nookie! Good job!
Hey Ambrosia, fuck 2Dora, he’s an asshole. I would never treat you like that baby.
Yeah, I am usually better at waiting till after I get it before pissing them off.
Sure dude…
Shut up! You’re gay.
PROOF……. That’s why Ambrosia Pussy Smell like a DEAD ROTTEN FISH…..!!!!!!!!!
@Thor Hummer Now is the best time to give Ambrosia a HUM…..
I see you’re still smoking bath salts. Tsk tsk.
Sup BB?
Not much- Haven’t been on here for a while, but I see 2lolo is still up to his shenanigans.
Yep. Same old shenanigans.
BTW…uh…you’ve got those panties dirty enough to send me yet? Just asking, ya know?
@BBandBracelet Still giving free Blow Job?? Dora and Thor Hummer need a blow-job….. They been fighting over Ambrosia…. Now they can fight over you……
What the hell did she eat for dinner? That’s enough shit for a week!
This is fucking disgusting. She’d never get a boyfriend again if she was still in highschool lol, they wouldn’t let her forget it
Well, that’s why you highschoolers don’t get laid very often. Don’t they teach you how to use a garden hose, anymore?
Dont worry girl, im sure this fag i always see posting (2lolo) will clean that up for you with his tongue.
wow she really shit the bed on that one
this is called a near death experience, or croped photo.
Just wait til she rolls over and trashes the mattress.
you guys are fucking dumb…. k this is clearly blood. mother nature struck while she was sleeping. her shirt is red on the bottom.