Well Happy fucking Brithday to you too! AMIERICA!!!
amierica, who the fuck is amierica, hahahaha
Amierica is the destroyer of worlds, that flies about destroying worlds. Its birthday was 2013 years ago.
this hurts my brain… makes me want to cry a little……
Maybe Amierica is an old friend of hers…very very old
LOL @ Quadruple facepalm. Sarah is the dogs name btw.
This is a fail in so many ways! Happy two thousandth birffday medical lmao????
i thought america was only about 700 years old (counting from discovery by europeans)
actually 1012 years old, after Leif Erikson’s arrival in 1001!!
It wasn’t technically America until it was colloquially named after Amerigo Vespucci in the early 1500′s.
yeah you would fucking like that. being discovered by a fucking Spik
And, as always, we leave out the poor natives that because they got here before everybody else by UFOs, that doesn’t count.
Technically, America was born on July 4th 1776 when the Declaration of Independence was signed. Before that, it was considered America.
Proof that white girls are dumb. You could say “Happy 2013th birthday Jesus” but c’mon. Really? America wasn’t created until July 4th, 1776.