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   *Willow* posted on January 17, 2013 at 11:15 pm

   Well Happy fucking Brithday to you too! AMIERICA!!!

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   Willis posted on January 17, 2013 at 11:17 pm

   SIGH!!!

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   beares posted on January 17, 2013 at 11:48 pm

   amierica, who the fuck is amierica, hahahaha

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   JoeBlow posted on January 18, 2013 at 12:47 am

   Amierica is the destroyer of worlds, that flies about destroying worlds. Its birthday was 2013 years ago.

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   fellowfailure posted on January 18, 2013 at 1:07 am

   this hurts my brain… makes me want to cry a little……

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   Lol posted on January 18, 2013 at 4:16 am

   Maybe Amierica is an old friend of hers…very very old

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   MONKEY TITS posted on January 18, 2013 at 11:25 am

   LOL @ Quadruple facepalm. Sarah is the dogs name btw.

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   Derrick posted on January 18, 2013 at 2:09 pm

   This is a fail in so many ways! Happy two thousandth birffday medical lmao????

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   Derrick posted on January 18, 2013 at 2:10 pm

   *merica

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     Dudebro. posted on January 18, 2013 at 3:28 pm

     *mierica

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    camo posted on January 18, 2013 at 8:47 pm

    i thought america was only about 700 years old (counting from discovery by europeans)

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    BEEF ASS posted on January 18, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    actually 1012 years old, after Leif Erikson’s arrival in 1001!!

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      Dudebro. posted on January 18, 2013 at 9:18 pm

      It wasn’t technically America until it was colloquially named after Amerigo Vespucci in the early 1500′s.

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      BEEF ASS posted on January 18, 2013 at 9:23 pm

      yeah you would fucking like that. being discovered by a fucking Spik

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      Doralingis posted on January 19, 2013 at 5:31 pm

      And, as always, we leave out the poor natives that because they got here before everybody else by UFOs, that doesn’t count.

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      Daniel posted on March 4, 2013 at 7:15 pm

      Technically, America was born on July 4th 1776 when the Declaration of Independence was signed. Before that, it was considered America.

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    Daniel posted on March 4, 2013 at 7:13 pm

    Proof that white girls are dumb. You could say “Happy 2013th birthday Jesus” but c’mon. Really? America wasn’t created until July 4th, 1776.

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