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By jason in People Fail on January 17, 2013
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i don’t always drink beer but when i do it’s dos equis
It’s obviously an empty bottle, so there’s no “real” harm being done in this picture. I’m sure the little fellow saw all his relatives drinking out of those bottles and asked Mom to help him do so as well. Monkey see, monkey do.
I’ve seen a bunch of different kids from different parents do that same trick at about that age. It’s human nature, not parenting-failure.
My dad would give me his empties, too.
The ratio of failed fails over the last week has been depressing.
You can’t fight depression effectively with empties, florp.
Well, that was when I was this kid’s age. So I think the pic is pretty boring.
But now that I’m all growned up, I take single malt neat w/ a microbrew chaser.
Far cry from my dad’s Rainier empties.
I prefer hefeweizen, but can only afford Natural Light. How’s that for depressing?
Got any hefeweizen empties I could have?
as it so happens, I do.
You gotta fish ‘em outta the recycle bin, though.
I can’t “afford” the nice drink either, yet somehow…
I know, dude. I got some weed, though?
It may be empty, and the kid may not know what’s going on, but it looks trashy, just not appropriate. Is that really the kind of thing you want your kid to be seen doing?
Dos Equis is pretty damn tasty!
I’ve never tried it.
It’s one of my fav’s for sure! I’m not a girlie drink kind of girl so beer or tequila is normally what I drink..when I do. Sounding like a lush here hehe
Well, let me kick off my flip-flop, step on a pop-top, cruise on over and we can crank up the blender. Huh?
Holy shit that sounds fun! Long day of classes. I could go for a beer with a side of patròn shots…you in? Oh and a movie…
How ’bout a shaker of salt for rim-licking and a cd of Prince repeating Do Me Baby over and over?
Hmm…can we throw “Darling Nikki” in there some where?
XX Amber is where it’s at.
I haven’t tried that kind yet!
It’s in the brown bottle right?
Heh!…Heh!…Heh!
Sorry, Amby!
No he’s not Amb, don’t listen to him, he will do it again… you should just ignore him and come over and visit me… Willow is coming over without panties… it will be fun! The three of us can play twister while Dora stays home in his mommies basement.
Yeah, well, he is right Amb. I will do it again; over and over. However: if you really want to hear your velcro pop (correctly), ya better have me at your “slumber” party or snores will be as close as you get to moans.
Oh, I see… you are so good at getting your own velcro to pop, that you feel you can teach it to them… Sorry dude, I got that covered. You can stay at home with your hello kitty nightlight. Thanks though.
WHAT’S WRONG WITH A HELLO KITTY NIGHTLIGHT? BET YOU WISH YOU HAD ONE ON THE TOP OF YOUR HOUSE, TOO! YA JEALOUS FUCK!
Stop fuckin yelling at me you little bitch! And besides, I am not jealous… mine is a Sailor Moon night light…
Sailor Moon, hmm? Interesting. Haven’t thought of that one.
So, you appreciate the Asian persuasion, too, huh? I can respect that.
He is, the most interesting kid in the world…
Typical