hahaha now this is really funny hahahaha lol!!!
mom and dad in the next room like “if we just ignore it, we can start again”
@militarymind – holy fuck man, I don’t think i could hear anything funnier than what you said. Thanks for making my day lmao.
DADDDD DADDDDD DADDDD …………….MOM!!! LMFAO
I hear those door greeter jobs at Walmart are strenuous, so it’s a good thing you’re working up your physique. MAAAWWWWWWWMMM!! HEWWWPPP! .. Prat.
This is what bothers me about “Internet Atheists”, they complain about how theists don’t make even a passing attempt at understanding reality and then go and make ignorant statements like this one that don’t make even a passing attempt at understanding the theist’s reasoning.
Here’s the detail that the text forgets: theists believe in “free will”. They weren’t praying for god to change the ballots or the numbers in computers totaling the votes, they were praying for god to enlighten the heathens and give them the wisdom to choose “the right guy”. The thing is that, though god could’ve changed their minds as easily as a computer nerds changes his desktop wallpaper, he chooses not to because the “free will” thing. So even if god could have changed the outcome of the election, he thought that allowing the humans the freedom to choose wrongly was more important than having the “right guy” at president. So it’s not about god being all powerful or not, it’s about god knowing the difference between “can”, and “should”.
And FYI, I’m an atheist, just not an Internet Atheist. (And no,
Thought for a moment I was watching a commedy sketch from a Faces of Death parody.
YES! I KNOW: *comedy!
Don’t start no shit and there’ll be no shit, ya understand?
Maybe I’m feelin’ sassy and want to be starting shit??? Ya understand?
Take you clothes off! Now!
Tehehehe I wasn’t going to correct it!
I’m getting a bit too excited, aint I?
Hey sometimes you just can’t contain your excitement! AHHHHHH!! But maybe just a little bit…what are you excited about anyways!?!?!? Lol
Well, your remark made me visualize me rubbing my thingamajig up and down between your doohickeys’ mudflaps, but I’d never say that here on the internet. There should be an app for that, btw.
Lol I had no idea you knew all the scientific names!?! An app for what?? Saying it? Or doing it? I’m at a loss as to how the second one would work…but…
Well, both, I think. Email me some doohickey photos and I’ll take some thingamajig photos and I’ll make a program for us to say things and get a visual representation of it happening while we say it. Watta ya think?
Taking awhile to answer. You’re not diddling yourself while reading my comments, are you? That would be so embarassing to me.
Hahaha why would that embarrass you!?
Because…uh…gentlemen get embarassed over shit like that?…I think…I hear?…Yes?…No?
Just tell me that you were so’s I can finish batin’, myself, okay?!
And doesn’t a webcam cut out the middle man of the pictures and what not? lol
OK OK!! FINE!!
Well, a webcam would show you how my thingamajig looks like a tube of pressed together raw bacon after “chatting” with you! Are you ready for that shit?
Fuck! I can never keep enough soredick ointment around here!
Haha well…I didn’t think about that…hmmmmmmm
I can honestly say I’ve never had that issue!!
Well, with a little bit of “bacon grease” you could experience something new, don’t ya think?
Ever had any bacon gravy on your biscuit?
Lol and who ISN’T for trying something new??? Bring it on!
Bet there are alot of folks that are not gonna go and have their usual Bisuit and Gravy at Hardee’s tomorrow morning.
Lol I just saw your other comment aaaaand maybe??
Haha not without really thinking about it first!
“aaaaand maybe” what? I NEED DETAILS, DAMNIT! My soredick ointment is wearing off!
What!! Do you want a play by play!? Heh heh
Just tell me: Was your maidenhead damaged by a fuckwit in Junior High or did you do most of the damage yourself…to yourself?
And then tell me about your first time. And I need details. GOREY FUCKING DETAILS!
Lol…So one time I…..and then I….and I was like….and then I put it….YOUR WELCOME! hopefully that’s detailed enough!
So he jizzed in his pants, huh? What a tease.
Lol he was quite a tease!
@Ambrosia Did you hear that “POP”… That was Dora Balls….. Now you can call Dora “No HUNG Low”…….
Sure ok. Whatever the hell that means! You are a balls expert aren’t you 2homo? After all, you and your brother take turns playing with each others constantly.
2lolo is like the little fucktard of a brother that loves to aggrevate the hell out of you when you have a date over “studying”.
This, friends, is why people serious about body building use a spotter.
People serious about body building are serious about showing out, though. People serious about working out never come close to this shit.
Comon give 10 more
It’s not nice to laugh at retards BUT that shit was funny.
Even I don’t lift that much weight.
Different reaction. I was really creeped out.
It happends on in Uhmerica.
*It happens only in Uhmerica*. Don’t fuck up the English language. The Brits do a fine job of that already.
His dialect would lean toward either Irish or eastern British.
Nope, I’d say that’s Australian, unfortunately.
@DudeTits Did you get your Sex Change??? Dora will love to fuck you…… She willing to fuck Ambrosia…..
No. I paid your mom for sex, but she doesn’t carry change.
Ha! Very, very, “eastern” British, huh?
this made me sad. it was kinda scary to watch to be honest. but that is exactly why you need a spotter.
I’d be more worried about whatever the hell that shit is that keeps falling from the ceiling.
And thats why you never close the Ends when benching alone. With open Ends on the Bar he could have just let the weights fall off on one side. Stupid Idiot !
LOL That looked like a lot of weight. His parents didn’t give a shit!
thnx for not deleting the video
i Need a help!!! the GYm is For Reallly men lol
At the beginning I thought he was saying God.
hahaha ostie de tapette!!!!!lol
Saw that one coming. He looked way too whimpy to bench that much weight, “This is your body on weed.”
Ummm why didn’t he just pushed one side up and let the other collapse onto the floor?
Shouldn’t have put the clips/clamps on the ends. Just tip the bar and let the weights fall off.
Did that once. Scary as hell. I eventually rolled it down my body onto my lap. I learned the importance of not having clasps on the end of the bar when you dont have a spotter.
dumbass. thats why you always have a spotter, or if not dont clip the weights on the end so you can turn the bar and the weights fall off
started crying like a little baby at the end
First Mistake: Being Born
Second Mistake: Using that bullshit sand filled weight set with that stupid little bar
Third Mistake: Not dropping it on his neck and killing himself.
LMAO! What an idiot.