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Alara balara. Is that a new version of alahakbar
I don’t think it’s drinking-and-driving that gets you. I think it’s the reaching-for-your-drink-while-doing-a-bong-and-driving that does you in.
Which is why you do the joint/drink combo while driving! Bongs are just too bulky.
See? I knew you were intellujent.
I think it’s the concussive force from impacting the ground that gets you. The rest is just foreplay.
Yeah. You’re probably right. Women do have their way of determining the “correct time” for foreplay, don’t they? But, you know what?…I say that if their concussive force to my pelvis is no big deal to them, then apparently my cuncussive blow to their cervixes is not such a big deal either. I say: they make up alot of shit to whine about.
Oh…wait…We’re talking about driving what now?
Concussive blows to our cervixes?? Lol
Well, if I can reach, that is. But as the Bee Gees ask, “How deep is your love”?
I really need to know.
Hahaha you REALLY need to know?? Hmmmm well….
Yeah, well, there’s only one way to know for sure, right? I have a tape measure.
Oh cool! Whew! I was looking for mine but couldn’t find it!
Well, a measure, actually. You wouldn’t call it a “tape”. I hope not, anyways.
Lol those are more accurate anyways wouldn’t you say?
It’s on the nightstand, where you left it after our last discussion.
Well, let’s see how accurate it can be, shall we?
Oh let’s! The question at hand is one that must have answer if you ask me!
Well, how do I go about stabbing…I mean laying my measure?
I have to show you??
Well, I need to know if it’s the Lays Inn or Hotel 69.
Heh! Heh! Yeeuh! You should show me too!
Lol I always enjoyed show and tell!
Should I take another Viagra so that I get that special glow or aura around it? And where do I email the pic?
Heh heh Viagra makes it glow too?? Woohoo!
A good tongue buffin’ will make it glimmer.
@Dora How did Ambrosia Rotten Dead Fish Pussy Taste???? I see that you’re still alive… I hope you didn’t get HIV????
Durja Durka,
Muhammed Jihad.
Translation: He dead, Muhammed Jihad
Not funny at all.
Am too!
Well, those two weren’t laughing. They just sounded…interested.
“Hey here comes a car.”
“Yup. Allah smack-car huh?”
“Yup. Fulla smack. Poppy season. Coming in from Afghanistan huh?”
“Hey going over the cliff. There were 2 guys. Only one got out.”
“What a pity, gone; too bad.”
“Yeah, poor guy.”
“I meant the smack.”
And the Darwin Award goes to… !
Sometimes, see how stupid people act (even if they die of their stupidness) is funny.
Allah Snackbar!
Zed Dead
OMG! Did we just watch someone die? Not funny at all!!!
Corpsed
did anyone notice how calm everyone seems to be?
ohh and the driver bailed out just in time
Yes but there was passenger. You can see his arm clearly out the window near the start.
a passenger, yes.
Love the death videos!
Allara allara. Chamabra allara.
I didnt see the driver bail but I did see some dude jump from the back door, driver side??
A deadly – or MOST LIKELY fatal – video on EpicFail? Wow… are the admins trying to make up for all the other crap videos they’ve posted before? Sweet posts today XD
He got out, but his wife and kids weren’t so lucky.
Thats why those stupid monkeys should stick with camels
You must be fucking kidding me, right?