Aside from the obvious saggy moobs…his fucking nipples are huge. Yuck!
@Ambrosia Too bad DudeTits has a bigger Tits than you…..
cause he use to be a she
men dont have nips that big,
nice tits, like a woman with 58!
his breast are bigger than hers!!
he needs the bra not her..
at least one of them has a boobs
He should give his tits to her!!
Okay, “lol” is the best you can give us after we have missed you so much? WTF?
Lol x 4. How’s that?
Exactly what i was thinking Ian, 1+
his belly button has known my penis.
Yours too? That slut gets around!
Wow! You know she’s bi. In the freakiest kinda way, too.
She’s also flat chested!
I know. And that’s what makes her so fucking hot. You know she’s got some freaky sexual ideas. Those low mammaried gals always do. Gotta love ‘em…without…as much.
Lol I’ll take your word for it.
Are you insinuating that you’ve got lovely big love bags? Hey, don’t get me wrong. Titties are good.
How big are they?
Actually, I was just saying that I would take your word for it. I have no experience with small chested women. Lol but yeah, they are bigger than those.
I’m not sure I understand: You HAVE big titties or you LIKE big titties. Sorry for my confusion…but thanks in advance for your clarification on this…
Lol oh I’m sure. I am definitely not lacking in the titty department, and I’m not a boob connoisseur but if I had to pick I guess I’d say big ones. Clear enough?
Uhhhggnnn………………..Gimme a minute, please?
Hahaha uhhhh sure thing!
Okay…Is it okay if I ask about the texture of your nipples while they are standing fully erect, cool, and with saliva on the tips of ‘em…or…would that be a bit too forward?
I apologize in advance.
Oh and…Is it okay if I ask about the texture of the girl in the photo about her nipples while they are standing fully erect, cool, and with saliva on the tips of ‘em…or…would that be a bit too forward?
I again apologize in advance.
I mean, a lot of people are staring at the big areola of this goofy fucking guy.
I’m gawking at this ladies mound.
Where am I the fucked one?
What woman’s photo? The one on this post? Lol I guess you could ask them but I’m not telling you on here!
Well if you were enchanted by his freakishly large nipples instead of even noticing the woman guess you wouldn’t be asking me about mine or hers! I just don’t tend to notice the women first.
You mean to tell me that you don’t like her waist and little cute pube area?
Come on! You’re a female, right?
You’ve had girls that you were attracted to, surely.
You know she’s, very likely bi, and yet you want me to believe that your tongue don’t get hard thinking about her pretty little pubic area? What is up with you?
Surely you can trust me to accept the truth. I’m open minded…
Quit trying to be so ambiguous.
Okay, let me ask you “since you’re a woman”; Were you attracted at all to the areola guy?
Next question; Did you find her hot little twat hotter than he?
Opening this can of worms are we? Lol…ok….hmm…I’m not saying I’m oblivious to women. That particular one isn’t someone I look at and think oh she’s hot! She’s just not appealing to me. I have had experiences with women…I’m no prude by any means. But as a general rule I am going to notice men before women. That’s just how I am. If you like her then more power to you!
And no I wasn’t attracted to either one of them. I’m not being ambiguous. Lol
You realize I’m putting that in my diary tonight, right? I mean right before I spend the rest of the night thinking of areolas…and mounds.
You liking women is hot too. You are, obviously, a hot little cookie.
I admit; I’m becoming enamored.
You are keeping a diary?? Lol hmmm
Hell yeah! Dedicated to your sexiness!
And you didn’t think I was contemplating how I’d abuse your doohickeyness?
Fuck. I have several chapters written already. Interested in reading them?
Making an entry of you appreciating the female anatomy as much as I will take some time, though. It makes my hand shake.
Why don’t you two meet up and get a room and just get it over with?? His boobs, her twat, she’s probably bi?? Jeeshh!! Ya’ll just hump one another and sit back with a cold one and a smoke!
@Dora You have a bad Rash all over your mouth….
Is the Rash from Ambrosia Pussy and Ass-o???
That’s no woman…that’s a man baby.
His nips are bigger than that chicks face ew!
He has Peter Griffin tits.
That is just wrong. He has got some kind of hormone issues.
God americans are gross. Why do they eat so much and get so fat it’s horrible.
Mushroom penis = TROLL
I guess breasts can be stolen via osmosis.
It’s bad when a guy’s nipples are bigger than the girl’s tits.
Oh the irony…
they should switch breasts!
Dude, you’re gross. Put a shirt on. Actually a shirt and a bra.
Actually he looks like he lost weight and the excess adipose tissue remains. And I thank you!