girl thats not how you break dance
How the hell does this even happen??
Come in the restroom with me and I’ll demonstrate.
I only typed that once!^^^ I swear!
Lol thought maybe you were really trying to make your point!
Well…I was…You wanna come into the restroom with me?
Just not that gross looking one…
Well, you’ve gotta hold on to something to hold yourself up. You can’t just hold your hands out in the air and hope not to get anything dirty on them.
I mean, it IS a restroom, for fuck’s sake! What did you think “dirty” meant?
WTF? Can’t even find a less crusty looking one?
We might as well just get into a clean bed, then…hell!
You women and your fickle shit! What?
Dirty? Not dirty? Make up your mind! Whatever you want, we guys always do it, don’t we?
You have never really drank until you’ve done this. lol
Hey, Wilson! You wanna hear something funny? “My dentist’s name is Janice Spalding.” She does oral too.
The quote is really “James Spalding”. Does that help?
No, probably not. I was playing a quote from Castaway?…
Ohhhhhh ok! Hey I’m not that retarded lol I just got confused for a minute!! >:-/
S’okay. I stay that way.
“Dear diary, JACKPOT!!!” –Quagmire
Rohypnol finally kicks inn
No roofies, I just donkey knocked the cunt.
Now that is indeed EPIC!
@Ambrosia The Toilet smell better than Your Rotten Dead Fish smelling pussy….. Look at Dora Face with a the RASH around his mouth…….
fake cry for attention