I wrote a rule that if women spend too much time on their faces, then they are not spending enough time wiping and washing the correct way. A lazy girl doesn’t reach around and wipe from front to back. She reaches between and wipes from back to front.
But pregnant women are okay. They exhibit experience.
Yep I am! Ooh, oh baby I been flying
Lord yeah mama, there ain’t no denyin’
Oh, ooh yes, I’ve been flying
Mama ma, ain’t no denyin’, no denyin’ I’m more of a Kashmir girl myself!
I wasnt into pregnent chicks, but I would love being in that one.
Why is the epic fail there?!
She has no undies.
Pregnant women are very sexy. Who wrote a rule saying that once you’re a parent you can’t be sexy any more?
I wrote a rule that if women spend too much time on their faces, then they are not spending enough time wiping and washing the correct way. A lazy girl doesn’t reach around and wipe from front to back. She reaches between and wipes from back to front.
But pregnant women are okay. They exhibit experience.
Pretty lame fail. Next!
I’M NEXT!
Uh…can I be next? I think I can impress.
The standards are pretty fucking high around here as you can see….what are you bringing to the table?
Just one of those big scented “candles”…It’s ornamental! And you can use it, too!
Come on, Baby! Light my fire!
I love candles! Try to set the night on FIYYYUUHHH!!!
Hmm! You are aware of The Doors, huh? Interesting.
I like the Led, “Shake for me girl, I want to be your back-door man.” …
You know?
Yep I am!
Ooh, oh baby I been flying
Lord yeah mama, there ain’t no denyin’
Oh, ooh yes, I’ve been flying
Mama ma, ain’t no denyin’, no denyin’ I’m more of a Kashmir girl myself!
Well, your time is gonna come…
Hey lady–you got the love I need
Maybe more than enough.
Oh Darling… walk a while with me
You’ve got so much…
@Dora I hope you went to see a Doctor for the RASH around your mouth??? That is what you get for eating Ambrosia Rotten Dead Fishy Pussy and Ass-o….
Mmmmm….red head chick in the middle.
Move that fucking logo.
The red head is a porn star called pinky
You are right!!when will she do anal?