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By jason in People Fail on January 31, 2013
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‘Merica!
Yah because it really looks like the kid is drinking…
Really? Whoever submitted this is fail.
Bloody yanks.
If this pic was of any other race there would like 1000 racist remarks. I have othing else to say
Hey, look on the bright side… You, Zero and Mushroom penis are off to a good start with three so far… Hold on, let me add one… fuckin white guy… look at the stupid cracker play with his kid… instead of ignoring the fuck out of him… damn hard workin, educated bastards! There, how did I do? Does that make you feel better?
Yes it does Thor. You just prove something to me thank you
You, sir or madame, need to work on your bullshitting skills. Lol
Glad to help dude, you are very welcome. (if you are looking for political correctness, you are looking in the wrong place.)
Any adult with common sense should know better.
I think at some point, almost every father has held his child by the feet… maybe not over a keg… but still…
Ok Thor good good point maybe i need a s ense of humor. But some people make racist remarks. How ever i see that your jst making jokes but soe people go over the top
hahaha ~ I get you C. No worries, I get a little too sensitive over all of the “stupid American” comments on here… You just have to take it with a grain of salt.
After checking the daily Uhmerican news it’s more like you need a block of salt. Like the ones put out for cows.
Dora, that would be great! Could you pry one away from one of your dates for me? Just watch out so they don’t bite your fingers…
No problem. I’ve tamed them all.
Just watch Bessie… she seems like a nibbler…
Thor where are you from
California, how about you?
Thor, I live outside of The USA but You can say Im kinda close to Cali
Above, below, or some type of sea creature with an internet connection?
below
I live Mexico but im from the states
Cool, how about some stats? male/female?
Juarez, Mexico City,…Where?
Im a guy and this is one best places in the world to go to college
What part of the states are you from?
monterrey
Monterrey! I’ve been there. That’s where I was staying at the Holiday Inn and Madudo(or however you spell it) stayed there and all the teen girls were trying to get guys to let them stay in their rooms with them so they could see Ricky Martin (The Fag). I had been thinking it was Mexico City.
Y tu Dora de donde eres
Im from Austin,Texas
That’s just a couple of hours from where I’m from!
Well, originally.
HEY! GODDAMNIT! YOU STOLE MY FUCKING DOOHICKEY!
Who did?? Lol
Oh! Okay! You changed it back…hmm…I thought you were gonna keep it…like we’re going steady or something…Okay… Well… Nevermind.
WHO!! Lol I haven’t changed mine! Or c?
You! Ambster! You changed your doohickey and then changed it back! Don’t try to bullshit a bullshitter! No bullshit!
I have NOT changed my doohickey damn it!!! No bullshit!! Haha
Well, that is bullshit and you know it! I refreshed on this page and everybody’s doohickey was the same as always except for yours; which was just like mine! So: BULLSHIT!
Lol Are you calling me a liar?? BECAUSE THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS!!! Why would I snatch your doohickey? BULLSHIT!!!
Well, I don’t know why you stole my doohickey. Obviously, you’re into that kinda thing. But you did steal my doohickey; I am calling you a LIAR; and I demand some “recompense”. So, where is my “recompense”.
If you’re gonna steal my doohickey, you better do something worthwhile with it besides just show it around.
*?
Play nice you two! You are going to scare the new guy away!
Amb, if you were originally from around Texas, what area might you be around now?
I’ve gotta wait on this response.
RECOMPENSE!? Wait just a fuckin’ minute!! Let us not forget I was compared to a cow in some form or fashion at one point…and I have YET to receive my due recompense!!! And I like showing off a doohickey, flash and wiggle it around!! Thank you very much!!! Where’s MINE!!! Lol @Thor I am currently in Oklahoma.
Oh damn, Dora, you in trouble!!! Who compared you to a cow Amby????
He did! Lol something about cows vaginas and ointments…hell I don’t know but it pissed me off…lol
That’s right Amby, Dora is an ass! You should forget all about that nasty guy and hang with me! I think I even recall him saying something about using a water hose to wash your mudflaps… Not trying to start anything, just sayin…
Lol it WAS something about a water hose!
Heh!Heh! I’m sorry, okay? It just seemed funny at the time, ya know?
I still want my recompense!!!
Uh…well…Okay. What would you accept…other than my nutsack as a change purse?
Lol I’m not that hardcore…keep your balls. I’ll think about it!
Thank you. I owe you a nutsack worth of something, I guess?
Heh heh….I don’t know what a nut sack amounts to precisely but sure!
What? You don’t know what a nutsack is worth? I was under the impression that you were a female.
Are you gonna make me questiont that assumption?
Hahaha well I was attempting to be funny. I failed.
So you do know how much a nutsack is worth? Great! What? Tell me. I need to sell mine and get through this economy. What’s the market price?
$154.87…approximately. Or a good lay. Your decision.
WELL, OKAY! GIMME TEN BUCKS, THEN!
And I’m not an Uhmerican car manufacturer. I guarantee my goods; you’re not gonna get screwed for on your warranty. Money back, guaranteed. I promise.
Lol you only want 10$??
Well, if you’re gonna bitch about it; five, then.
Just gimme some for fuck’s sake!
I am soooo lost! :-O
Hahaha well there you go!
You see why you ladies can charge and we guys cant?
wow I started off n here being pissed beacuase I thought somebody was being racist lol and I moved on past that. I have no hard feelings towards anybody and some off the remmarks a re funny
Well, there is a hell of a lot of racist talk here. I don’t think anyone that frequents this site could deny that.
That is exactly why we like to see the black man (or woman) fail on here. Makes for some easy comments.
Yes Dora I see there is need to get upset over racist remarks now
You mean “you need to” or “no need to” get upset?
lol no need
The color of you skin don’t matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony
Why can’t we be friends?
Why can’t we be friends?
Yes Peace
…and respect. Fuck “love”. That shit tightens my pants.
yes respect
To be fair, we do all remember this started with a baby and a keg stand right? Lmfao