Sexy Boobs Fail83
By jason in People Fail on February 5, 2013
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Oh hell. Some guys like that, though.
Gees! Those things look more like tumors!
*Arnie voice* “It’s not a tumor!”
How? Why?
Idk what I’m looking at, but I like it =D
Holy hell! I’m not quite sure what that dress top thing is there for? Her boobs are sagging and all that’s covered are her nipples…you simply don’t wear shit like that when your boobs are that size….or that saggy!
Ovaries seem to be squirting estrogen pretty good though.
BAHAHA again with the squirting!!
Looks like yours squirt a bit too.
Teehee
not as much as this busty creature though.
Well, the left one doesn’t quite seem to be filling up the milkpail.
Yeah but the right looks red and even more saggy… Lol we are talking about hers…right!?
Huh?…Yeah, hers…right!
Uh huh. Not nice!
I don’t know. They look nice to me.
Wait…who are we talking about now?
@Ambrosia Isn’t that you 15 years ago….. Now you Tits is Hanging down to your knees…..
Yes it’s me when I was 14. Age and gravity have not been kind apparently. Fucking idiot!
Could I offer a tent pole to brace them up?
I think your hands would suffice?
I wanna use my tent pole, damn it!
Ok ok you can use both!
He!He! You’re a sweety-pie. Bet I can get up close and stare a misty pool into forming in your hoo-hoo. Wanna bet?
Heh! Don’t underestimate this ol’ boy’s, mutant, French Tickling, ribbed for your pleasure, etc…etc…pupils.
You’ll get your moneys worth.
BTW: How much you paying? I get paid?
Oh! I get it. Because you expected me to do it for free…I’m a cheapskate.
Well, thank you very much…
So how much do I pay?
I have 100$ hidden on me…find it and its yours. Deal?
I, REALLY, shouldn’t let my mind run away with itself, should I?
I meant just staring at it and nothing else was cheap! Lol
Heh!Heh!Heh!Heh!
Is it hidden very, very, very well.
If so, you got my attention.
Can I take a break and test my new tube of sore-dick ointment?
Hahaha yep it’s hidden really well! Makes it more fun!
Heh!
Yeah?
And you think I won’t find it?
Get real, get naked, and get a whole new outlook, Miss Mystery.
Heh!
What you wanna bet Miss Aromia grinds her teeth tonight?
No no no….I am clothed with it hidden…you then remove things until its found. Then commence to vajayjay stare.
Oh…okay…back to good.
But if you want to skip all that….
I’m on my way I’m making it, Huh! I’ve got to make it show yeah, Hey! So much larger than…
I wanna skip alot. When do we get to the part where I rub my dickhead between those labia minoras? Laying the bow shaft between them and playing Orange Blossom Special across your little fiddle?
life…I’m gonna watch it growing
Hey hey hey heyyyyyyy…why are we singing this?? Lol
CAUSE I LIKE PETER GABRIEL, DAMN IT! THAT’S WHY!
“SHOCK THE MONKEY”!
As soon as ya want to!!
ok! Lol I just figured I would ask! Sing away!
Sorry. You probably won’t get to watch it grow though. I’ll probably sneak up and stab you with the precum drip that you ladies like to complain about getting stabbed in the side with.
Can I rub the rest on a nipple?
Pshhh whiny bitches! Both or it’s a no go!
Hehehe! I know, right? Bitches be craaaaaaaazy!
That’s why guys are so stupid, though.
Stupid is aroused by crazy; ya think?
Omg you two seriously I’ll buy the plane ticket for christ’s sake bang eachother already lol
Heh! A bit raw, huh, Kev?
Want me to send some soredick ointment?
Lol what do you just have it out ready to go or share??
Well, duh! I have to keep a jug by the bed. Especially after talking with the likes of you.
WTF? You think I get no sex at all?
LOL pardon me! I didn’t mean to imply that… The likes of me eh? Hmmm
Ha! Didn’t like the “the likes of you” comment, huh? I was wondering how that might go over…
No, pardon me.
As long as that wasn’t an insult, I’m cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5mU6dLFoXo
omg i don’t wanna know how heavy they are,,
Its not a tumor lol
Noone needs a bra as much as that woman. Period.
Obviously she never listened when her mother gave her hints on how to dress.My mother would have never let me out of the house in that rag if I was 2 or 62…..and the person wearing this piece of trash knows in her heart that her mother would have HATED it.
I think she lost a HELL of a lot of weight and just never got the skin tucked. Never the mind, a dress like that is WRONG for any occasion when it looks like THAT. *cannot unsee it*
Since when does a woman’s dress start at their navel to cover their saggy ass boobs?!?!
omfg… No one ever thought to tell her she needs a mammal reduction? And, beautiful ladies by her side, give her some clothing advice for God sake.
Mammal reduction? Maybe she needs a reptile increase?
Indeed, reptile increase.. Great idea!
It’s mammary reduction.
That be Busty Heart! She just played Etra the head virgin guard in the Dicator!
That’s the woman that can smash soda cans with her tits, she’s been on all kinds of shit doing it, like Tosh.0 and such, flippin” nuts if you ask me, I can’t imagine how her back feels, I don’t think I’d want to know, I’ve got DDD’s and that’s almost too much for me to handle most days.
Yup I know how you feel! Lol she looked familiar but I couldn’t place her! I’ve seen her on Tosh.0 I believe.
oh come on, must be some photoshop going on there
photoshop, quite obvious
KILL IT!!! Don’t let it reproduce!!!
Fucking nasty. Any tits bigger than a C cup are rather overbearing and not much fun, especially when they start to sag and turn into pancakes. Gross.
Obvious photoshop is obvious.
Her name is Busty Heart. She owns a dump of a strip club in PA. I see he at walmart all the time. She is fucking nasty.
i wish i had the pain and annoyance of having huge as boobs lol geezus i’d be rockin that shit but i guess my tiny a’s will have to do for now lol *forever broke lol*
ass*
I can’t even…. say… My face was like >:O all the time.
Doralingis & Ambrosia, WTF?
Photo Shop fail
Its not photo shopped. She really has big ol nasty tits like that. Just you tube busty heart can smash. She lives in the next town over. BTW Stern is garbage. Works 2 days a week. O&A
It’s like they are melting off her body…
“Udderly” disgusting. Cover that shit up!
Lols
Imagine that her boobs are on my face…I will be unbreathable…
Mrs. Big Boobs “they put me in 17 plastic sugurys”