@2homo: if i were a lady, i would use tampons, more hygienic, but if your a lady and trying for the first time. Don’t forget theres one up the Cuff!! cos there is a thing called Toxic Shock…GOOGLE IT!! word of warning!!
don’t judge so fast. I remember I.T.C. at school those static shocks you could get from your classmates touching the monitor then touching you were quite violent. I did cry once from the beastliness of it all.
This is football, man. It’s ridiculous to call “football” a game which is played primarily by hands (and which is degenerated rugby), as you americans do. And you don’t even respect local naming.
By the way, football is not gay, just the players are gay nowadays. American footbal is gay and it’s players are pussies. Rugby is proper way how to play it.
The NBA has started fining players for sh*t like this. FIFA would be wise to follow suit. It’s the lamest thing about soccer. That and the completely arbitrary game clock.
Hahahaha what the hell? I’ve seen something else like this but it was in a court room and a lady tapped another on the back of her head with a file folder. She screamed then collapsed on the floor..lol
No it wasnt judge Judy! Lol I don’t remember why the hell they were in court but the lady didn’t like the other she smacked her and hilarity ensued. Maybe it will finally let my damn comment post.
shut up you twat. its a much better sport than any queer boy american sport. baseball is terrible and made for weirdos and so is american football. Basketball is good but thats it
You are all so quick to judge, but how do you know that he doesn’t have Douche Ass Foreigner Futbol/Soccer Ear Sensitivity which is very common among those over seas.
Hehe, that’s Bo Nielsen who used to play for my club, AGF in Danmark. This did not make him popular in Denmark that season. He scored quite a few goal for us, though.
there should be a rule where cheating pussies like that get banned for at least 5 games.But Brazilian teams would have no players if that was the case, oh well.
That is very true Mr. Tits… To be honest though… if Dora or 2homo touched my ear like that, I would probably react the same way… After I elbowed them in the throat, of course.
@Monkey ~ yes, they are quite entertaining.
@Dora the explorer – So, now you want to touch Monkey Tits? I wonder how that’s going to make Ambrosia feel…
Yeah! Ghost Love Score! Except they used it on this stupid clip. I hope this doesn’t ruin the song for me… every time I hear this portion of the song, i’m gonna think about this clip. lol. Best thing of something else quick. Hate soccer, too… lol
What a baby!
AW MAH GAWD CALL THE AMBER LAMPS !
you mean the wambulance?
football at its finest
that’s not football looks more like futball or soccer
that’s football everywhere in the world except america!
Gay sport anyway…
actually most places call it futball or futbol
Who cares how you spell it in spanish!! It still sounds de same
I have been petitioning the F.A. for many years over introduction of Americana Football style pads and helmet. think this a prime example of why!!!
@Beef My Ass Only Pads they made for FAGS like you is Kotex Pads.
@2homo: if i were a lady, i would use tampons, more hygienic, but if your a lady and trying for the first time. Don’t forget theres one up the Cuff!! cos there is a thing called Toxic Shock…GOOGLE IT!! word of warning!!
Not sure how having one up the sleeve of your shirt could be dangerous, but I’ll have to take your word for it.
Okay I know there could have been a better song to use than Ghost Love Score… And that dive is the reason why I will never watch soccer.
what a pussy
don’t judge so fast. I remember I.T.C. at school those static shocks you could get from your classmates touching the monitor then touching you were quite violent. I did cry once from the beastliness of it all.
soccer is so gay
This is football, man. It’s ridiculous to call “football” a game which is played primarily by hands (and which is degenerated rugby), as you americans do. And you don’t even respect local naming.
By the way, football is not gay, just the players are gay nowadays. American footbal is gay and it’s players are pussies. Rugby is proper way how to play it.
He stabbed his brain with something he had on his finger. The guy died later that day.
I noticed that. He had a little pointy thing in his fingernail with deadly painful cone-snail toxin on it.
He really died. ed.
The NBA has started fining players for sh*t like this. FIFA would be wise to follow suit. It’s the lamest thing about soccer. That and the completely arbitrary game clock.
Hahahaha what the hell? I’ve seen something else like this but it was in a court room and a lady tapped another on the back of her head with a file folder. She screamed then collapsed on the floor..lol
tell me the case!!
Lol I don’t know what you mean but here’s the video!
http://youtu.be/dl3D5_wXADI
Comment awaiting moderation? WTF!?
they have done to me, for that.. fuck them they 1989′s arsehole’s
Ugh…Ok whatever it says its still waiting! Lol I tried to give you the link to that video.
Judge Judy
No it wasnt judge Judy! Lol I don’t remember why the hell they were in court but the lady didn’t like the other she smacked her and hilarity ensued. Maybe it will finally let my damn comment post.
part type the link
just type header
What does that mean!!?? Lol post the link again?
tell you what see that guy, do a overdose in the corut house
Hahahaha I’m completely fucking lost… NEVERFUCKINGMIND!!!!!
He means type the url in pieces. Then readers can supply the dots: e.g.
www dieded by folder com
He means type it in pieces and the reader can fill in the missing parts, e.g.
three-w’s diededbyfolder dod gom
You have to mangle the spelling, because the software text-parsers are getting smarter
you put a space in the link like this http://www.epicfail .com/2013/02/06/foul-fail/#comments
you have to put spaces in the link so it is no longer a link
like this htt p://ww w.epicfail .com/2013/02/06/foul-fail/#comments
Hmmm ok…thanks!
This is hilarious!
Yes it is.
LMFAO What A Drama Queen, now days soccer players are transitioning to acting carers in tv. i guess this crying baby was exercising his act.
its FOOTBALL, plus i saw a load black guys see pile on each other Saturday/Sunday night. could tell they wunted it up the shitter!!
not football its futbol or futball
No thats Foosball or Subbuteo, you foreign twat!!
you dumb bogg bastard foosball is table soccer futbol/futball is how most the world spells soccer
also everyone is a foreigner to someone else jackwad
yeah if you come from hungry-hippo land
could be turkey
well the Ottoman Empire was quite big, but not as big as the British Empire!!
@me: like the way think
I like a big Ottoman. Then I have more room to position my feet.
Soccer is pathetic, why are Europeans such pussies?
Reason #6,700 soccer will never be taken seriously in the USA.
It’s a turd world sport full of bi-sexual wussies.
shut up you twat. its a much better sport than any queer boy american sport. baseball is terrible and made for weirdos and so is american football. Basketball is good but thats it
You are all so quick to judge, but how do you know that he doesn’t have Douche Ass Foreigner Futbol/Soccer Ear Sensitivity which is very common among those over seas.
Gay men suck.
What a douche.
Hehe, that’s Bo Nielsen who used to play for my club, AGF in Danmark. This did not make him popular in Denmark that season. He scored quite a few goal for us, though.
… Denmark, that is.
So he received the chastizing that he deserved?
there should be a rule where cheating pussies like that get banned for at least 5 games.But Brazilian teams would have no players if that was the case, oh well.
Maybe he knows that the guy who touched him has AIDS and he’s just freaking out…
lol there is a lot of AIDS going around.Better education about the desease would prevent the need for such a reaction imo.
That is very true Mr. Tits… To be honest though… if Dora or 2homo touched my ear like that, I would probably react the same way… After I elbowed them in the throat, of course.
I see lol. I watched those Dora cartoons on youtube, they’re very good.
Bullshit, Monkey Tits. If I touched you you’d instantly cum in your panties. Uh huh. Yeah.
Excuse me. Thor.
@Monkey ~ yes, they are quite entertaining.
@Dora the explorer – So, now you want to touch Monkey Tits? I wonder how that’s going to make Ambrosia feel…
There is no excuse for you Dora…
Ha who’s touching who’s tits??
Apparently the little explorer girl wants to touch Monkey’s Tits…
Dora, don’t fuck it up this time with any “hose down those mudflap” lines.
Sorry Mr. Tits, I didn’t mean to insinuate that you would let him…
I still suspect Thor and Monkey Tits are girls cause they have pink doohickeys.
eh are you a gay boy dora? you seem a bit bi
I think he is masking a full blown case of the homosexuals. He is just trying to use Ambrosia as a cover… Sorry Ambster.
I think both of you wear little Hello Kitty panties.
So… now you are imagining us in hello kitty panties? You are sick man…
Lol how do I keep getting thrown into this?! Being used am I?? :-O
It appears so Ambrosia… You don’t hear Dora mentioning you wearing little hello kitty panties, do you?
Lol well…..I don’t wear any so maybe that’s why? If not then I don’t know what to think…
…and I knew that. So, Thuh Whore, nyah-nyah-nyah.
Heh! Heh!
i reckon this site needs more sexy girls to be chatted up. just to make ambrosia jealous HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Yeah! Ghost Love Score! Except they used it on this stupid clip. I hope this doesn’t ruin the song for me… every time I hear this portion of the song, i’m gonna think about this clip. lol. Best thing of something else quick. Hate soccer, too… lol