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By jason in People Fail on February 7, 2013
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My brother and I did this when we were younger… beat the hell out of each other with broom sticks… ahhh… the good old days!
My brothers were assholes and never let me play with them…lol Ahhh the good old days!
We would let our sister play… we would smash june bugs and put them in her hair… or throw rocks close to her head so the bats would swoop down and get stuck in her hair…
Wow! How sweet you are!
Do you remember having each other’s tallywhackers in each other’s mouths while you’re having these childhood memories? Just askin’. Just seems to match your personality, ya know.
DON’T YOU DARE TALK TO AMBROSIA LIKE THAT YOU DICKHEAD!
I am sorry Ambster, you know he can be an asshole sometimes…
That last comment was meant for Tallyshackin’ Thor.
Sorry Amby.
Don’t cry Ambster, anyone that would use “Tallyshackin” in a sentance isn’t worth being sad about.
Lol I haven’t heard that word before…. “Tallyshackin”…
Is he trying to say that I shake my tallywhacker at people? To be honest, I am slightly disapointed… I have come to expect slightly more from little dora…
I’m having problems here with this site. I’m going to go download some more porn for the day.
Later, fuckin’ losers.
Did you just call me a fuckin loser??
It would appear he did, bro.
Did the little man stiffen. And did it make you damp?
If so, then hell yeah, you fuckin’ loser!
Yes, but I believe AmBRO was asking you a question.
Who the hell are you talking to?? Lol
Did the boat fill up with dampness?…is what I meant.
Ok why are you calling me a bro asshole??
I’m sorry. I just woke up. I must have been sleep trollin’. Sorry if I confused you all.
………….
Did I call you a bro while I was sleep trollin?
No you called me a fuckin loser.
Your name contains “bro.” Taking an excerpt from a name is one of the ways nicknames are created, bro.
Fuck the reply button. Rebel.
@Ambrosia
Lol ok whatever! If you weren’t being an asshole then….my bad.
Nah it’s cool. I am an asshole, and I have moved to the acceptance stage of the Kubler-Ross model.
Hey, Dude tits! I think she might not like you. That’s good news though. Chicks that don’t like me, usually like to HATE fuck me. Heh! Those are usually the best. Just sayin’.
If she has a vagina, she’s genetically predisposed to not like me.
Lol awe that makes me feel bad for you!
Hmm…well…we’re definitely on the same sheet of music there. So, I’ve been trollin’ since before trollin’ was electronic.
I’m a fuckin pioneer.
I feel bad for you both!
lol hugs all around?
Can I still hate-hug your crotch, Amby?…in the way we’ve discussed earlier?
Can I get all “dig the pistachio out of the icecream” with ya?
Bet we both git a nut.
Nah, I’m holding out for a pity fuck. Fucking reply button.
Lol well good luck with that Dudebro! @Doralingis- you betcha! Sounds exciting
Mmm, Amby. Quit being coy. Give me some batin’ pics. You can still be “mysterious”. Just show me what wikipedia will show on the “labia minora” entry.
How many times have you looked that up that you know what wiki offers? Lol if I’m giving you pictures like that…there isn’t much mystery left then is there? Hehe
And I thought you had a “journal” or something??
Assange is a good ol’ boy in my book.
I like him.
What….
Julian Assange, Ambster.
That Aussie that the Uh.S. guvment wants to kill?
We went from twat pictures to Aussie men wanted dead? Lol
Yeah, well, we all know Aussie men and pussy pictures are peas in a pod.
Oh of course! Because when I think of pussy….I think of Aussie men..??? Lol
Well, naw…naw… When I think of pussy I don’t think of Aussie men…wait…What?…You do?
YOU FUCKING AUSSIES!
Hahaha I thought that’s what YOU were saying!?
Well, what I’ve been trying to accomplish is getting you to think of me when you think of your kitty. So far I’m sceptical as to whether I’ll ever accomplish my mission.
You women are like The Bay of Pigs with none of the expected air cover.
Don’t get me wrong. I never insinuated that the Prez should take a cap in the ass for it, though.
Is THAT what you’ve been doing….subliminal dirty messages?? Lol
… yeah. Real subliminal.
Subtlely?
My cover is blown?
Yeeeeeahhh it’s blown.
At least something’s getting fucking blown around here. Jesus.
No shit.
…..I could be wrong…but I’m guessing its been a while! Lol
Nah, I’m holding out for a pity fuck.
Yeah, well, don’t stop bereaving…berieering…whatever.
LOL! I imagine you saying that with a japanesey accent…
Is that racist?
No. Racism is distinguished by placing a higher value on one or more races than another.
Cracker.
IMO, racist remarks like “YOU GOT GOOD NOOKIE YOU BURR-HEADED BITCH” is just good interracial foreplay. Kinda…, but not exactly,… like “THAT CRACKER DICK FEELS GOOD YOU THUMBDICKED MOTHERFUCKING WHITE BOY”.
No racist attitude intended though.
I’m sorry. Did I break Dude tits’ first rule?
Is that how you like to be talked to? Lol
What’s the first rule?
I wondered that too…
“Racism is distinguished by placing a higher value on one or more races than another.”
Was that not Dudie’s first rule?
Ohhh I get it now! I meant to ask…what is burr headed??
Some of the very first original Whitney Houston videos should answer what a burr head is. And it’s a racist term, but whatever. I learned from a black chick.
Smart ass! Lol
I meant that for the rice comment! :-/
You fucked up.
You sir……are one hell of a sweet talker.
Tis true.
I looked at the labia pictures on wikipedo, beautful vags all round imo.
Well thanks. At least someone has a little empathy for me.
P.S. I’ve not looked, but I’ll bet they’ve got a big monster cock in the “girls” section.
Hey, Amby! Check it out and let us know, okay?
So you are asking me to go “research” monster wieners? Lol
Yeah. Let us know if the girls’ section is as good as the guys’ is.
I don’t know about everybody else, but I thing bating and learning is the way to do this internet thingy.
Learning what??
How to properly cook rice.
his a juventus supporter. He is obviously a dumb!