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By jason in Celeb Fail on February 7, 2013
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53 Comments : trollzone

  1. Ambrosia posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:02 am

    So fucking strange. How is a complete stranger touching your hand so damned amazing?

    Reply
    • BEEF ASS posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:34 am

      he must of gone the reach around with other hand, right up the fishy chuff!!

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:50 am

      “SHE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS! I’M NEVER WASHING THEM AGAIN!”

    • Ambrosia posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:59 am

      Hahaha stinky balls are a NO NO!!!

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 9:03 am

      But she touched them!

    • Ambrosia posted on February 7, 2013 at 9:12 am

      I’ll do more than just touch them if you’ll just wash the damn things ok!? Lol ;)

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 9:16 am

      I’ll steam clean them then!

    • Ambrosia posted on February 7, 2013 at 9:25 am

      Make em sparkle!

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 9:30 am

      I’ll Bonami and Brasso them fuckers.

    • 2lolo posted on February 7, 2013 at 2:05 pm

      @Ambrosia you are willing to take any Cock and balls… Even if it’s cover in Crap…..

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 2:11 pm

      2lolo’s hobby is playing with doo-doo. Didn’t ancient Egyptians worship his kind? Tumblebugs?

    • 2lolo posted on February 7, 2013 at 3:12 pm

      @Dora doo-doo???? I’m not the one who lick Ambrosia Butt-Hole…. And got the Rash and Pus around your mouth…..

    • Ambrosia posted on February 7, 2013 at 3:21 pm

      I do enjoy playing with them but no I actually prefer them shit free. Those are for you 2homo.

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:37 pm

      From 2lolo’s knowledge of his privates, rashes and pus I’d bet he’s got half dollar sized cysts all over his little no-no area.

    • Ambrosia posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:47 pm

      Hahaha no doubt you’re right! Even the toothless hobo on the corner doesn’t want any of his nasty ass or his cysts.

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:57 pm

      If 2lolo was female and it and I were the only two humans left alive, I would rip out my genitals, hopefully roots and all, and pick out the rest with tweezers to make sure there was no way to procreate with such a fuckin’ turdbitch.

    • Ambrosia posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:08 pm

      Hahaha if it was him and I, I would just sew my shit closed! Or staple it I don’t know…

    • Thor posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:10 pm

      Dude, if it was him and me… I would find a stick and pretty soon, it would only be me…

    • Ambrosia posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:16 pm

      Ugh….why didn’t that occur to me!?!? Lol

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:16 pm

      Well, Thor, I agree. I was trying to be nice and insinuate that I’d self mutilate, but, yeah, I’d have to off the fucker immediately so I could pick up where I’d left off a bating.

  2. BEEF ASS posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:22 am

    well when Freddie Mercury touches your hand, you just know about it!!

    Reply
    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 9:17 am

      Freddy’s dead.

    • BEEF ASS posted on February 7, 2013 at 9:22 am

      shame 2homo’s passive fuck buddy gone. may he Rest In Peace

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 9:27 am

      Fuck him.

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 9:28 am

      Oh! You’re talking about Mercury? Sorry.

    • 2lolo posted on February 7, 2013 at 2:12 pm

      @Beefy My Ass Did you know that Dora ate Ambrosia Rotten Dead Fishy Smelling Pussy?? I hope you seen the Rash and Pus around Dora mouth?? Run don’t walk to see your Doctor NOW…

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 2:15 pm

      That was just glaze. What, you never eat donuts?

    • 2lolo posted on February 7, 2013 at 3:13 pm

      @Dora please see a Doctor for that Rash and Pus….

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:36 pm

      Sure know alot about pus, don’t you?

  3. Frank Wank posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:22 am

    She touched my willy would have been better :)

    Reply
    • Barney Ross posted on February 7, 2013 at 12:57 pm

      Fuck off idiot

    • Frank Wank posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:05 pm

      Sorry Barney, didnt realize you had your period.
      I’ll be more considerate next time you fucking wall flower.

    • dballswagg posted on February 14, 2013 at 1:24 pm

      she did touch mine

  4. Solar However posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:31 am

    who toucht his hand? I have never seen that girl before.
    And is it such a big deal that it is worth turning homo over?

    Reply
  5. PunchDrunk posted on February 7, 2013 at 9:58 am

    From that reaction I’m guessing shortly after the video cut off there was something else touching his hand.

    Reply
    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 10:05 am

      His boyfriend’s cock?

    • PunchDrunk posted on February 7, 2013 at 10:11 am

      Hah!! Well, I was thinking his own, but your scenario is much more likely.

    • Doralingis posted on February 7, 2013 at 10:13 am

      Well, on second thought, he probably had his boyfriends in his mouth, so…you’re probably right.

  6. Spokk posted on February 7, 2013 at 10:19 am

    According to heavy make-up and silly look of surrounding people I guess that blonde is some kind of idiot american pop star.

    Reply
    • DeadlyFoez posted on February 7, 2013 at 11:02 am

      Very good Spokk. If you were to have read the tags on this fail you would have noticed that it was Taylor Swift who touched this queer and you wouldn’t have to guess.

    • PunchDrunk posted on February 7, 2013 at 11:37 am

      They only think we’re idiot Americans because they’re jealous of our fresh clean scents. Yes…..we bathe and you wish you could be us, but don’t hate.

    • Majestic One posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:43 am

      just some illuminati bitch puppet that has a spell on psycho fags and queers.

  7. JK posted on February 7, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    Hmmmm something missing from the comments… not that I’m complaining :D but where is the uber-retard with his monotonous ‘insults’ today?

    Reply
    • Ambrosia posted on February 7, 2013 at 1:22 pm

      Waaaiitttt for it….

  8. poopr posted on February 7, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    geez, that was gay… I wouldn’t mind “touching” HER though…

    Reply
  9. Spooky posted on February 7, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    Successful troll is successful.

    Reply
  10. Captdro posted on February 7, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    I’m never washing this hand…after jacking off thinking of her touching my hand

    Reply
  11. Mr. Drew posted on February 7, 2013 at 11:02 pm

    I shook hands with Pig Benis from Mushroomhead and this was my exact reaction, very uncanny o.O

    Reply
  12. MONKEY TITS posted on February 8, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    Harry Styles makes those noises when Taylor blows him.

    Reply
  13. Vagisil. posted on February 9, 2013 at 1:24 am

    Anyone who supports that nyphomaniac should die a painful death.

    Reply
    • Vagisil. posted on February 9, 2013 at 1:25 am

      oops..nymphomaniac

  14. Better than original posted on February 13, 2013 at 5:32 am

    Congratulations, you’re not a virgin anymore!

    Reply
  15. Elena posted on February 25, 2013 at 8:01 pm

    Isn’t that the “nigahiga” dude? ‘Cause if he is, he’s just messing. And if he’s not, I’ve seen way gayer than that before, it isn’t such a big deal…
    Bet he’s never washing that hand again, like Bart Simpson.

    Reply

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