So incredibly faked
People that write these stupid fucking things should be barred from society…with now ability to text.
Agreed. I text all the time and have never said retarded shit like this. It’s gay and not in the least bit funny….a lot like you know who.
Yeah, I know. Thor IS an annoying fuck.
Heh heh…what’d he do to piss you off today? Or is it a general dislike?
No, I have no problem with the likes of such. Just like to perfect my trolling skills is all.
Wow, I am honored that you thought to bring me into this conversation. Just thinking randomely about me today? Can’t get me off your mind, or what?
I assume you are talking to him?? Lol
Awe… I’m not on your mind?
I was just asking who you were talking to! I didn’t mean it that way.
Sure girly… *sniff* not gonna cry… *sniff*
Oh shit, I think I just got my period…
Just kidding, yeah, I was talking to numb nuts.
I day dreamed you were a crab on my sphincter, earlier this morning, but I’ve wiped several times since then and have easily managed to forget about you, really.
well… that wasn’t disturbing at all…
I would assume you wipe more than just when daydream about Thor crabs on your sphincter? If not, that’s a major case of swamp ass right there!
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING KNOCKED OFF THIS SITE? ARE THERE TOO MANY BUSYBODIES TRYING TO READ MY INSIGHTFUL QUIPS? WTF?
I DON’T KNOW!!! Don’t tell at me!!!!!
*type in caps
Aw, Amby! Lay off the wine cooler shotguns. You’re better than that. Join me and we’ll pick up where we left of on the tequila shots converstation.
Tequila es no bueno. Mescal es muy delicioso!
Mescal is too damn strong and @doralingis-it’s Boone’s Farm not wine coolers!
Bourbon for the win.
should be Fake and Gay
For fuck’s sake! I thought winecoolers was fucked!
OH MY GOD SO HILARIOUS AND REAL!
see thats what happens when you own a iphone, its too damn stupid to predict the word
Not funny. Epic Fail fail.