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By jason in People Fail on February 11, 2013
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72 Comments : trollzone

  1. FyUoCuK posted on February 11, 2013 at 7:02 am

    This is an old parody of the book she is hollering about,she even says cocka-doodie like the crazy lady in the movie. Sorry but this fail is on EPIC FAIL.

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    • Allah Is A Homo posted on February 11, 2013 at 8:02 am

      Good call Fyuocuk , the character name she is portraying is Annie from Misery. She is actually doing a damn good recreation , who ever the loser is who posted this is the fail. This video is actually a win.

    • shouldagoneoutthewindow posted on February 11, 2013 at 8:30 am

      Kathy Bates won the 1990 oscar award for best actress for that part. “Misery” by Stephen King. Nicely performed. Oh, and kudos to the store clerk, for totally keeping your cool even if you didn’t recognize the comedy.

    • Allah Is A Homo posted on February 16, 2013 at 9:25 am

      @shouldagoneoutthewindow , big fan of wiki I see. It doesn’t hurt to just give the readers digest version , but plagiarism will never die.

  2. TigerSaw posted on February 11, 2013 at 7:03 am

    why is fake stuff being posted on fail?

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  3. read a book posted on February 11, 2013 at 8:05 am

    if you’re into history, you most likely do not care about drama, novels and that kind of stuff.

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  4. Jamaica Sound posted on February 11, 2013 at 8:16 am

    Huge interpretation 10/10

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  5. 0n3_F3isTy_B1tTcH posted on February 11, 2013 at 8:54 am

    I would have loved to be around and see some shit like this, this is hilarious, she’s a damn LOONEY TOON, but funny for having the balls to be “Annie” from the Steven King book and film adaptation of”Misery”

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  6. Murloc posted on February 11, 2013 at 9:11 am

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  7. Habitual posted on February 11, 2013 at 9:46 am

    Someone should take this annoying beotch home and hobble her ass , then she will be in MISERY! Kathy Bates did it better! C wha I did therr!

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  8. PunchDrunk posted on February 11, 2013 at 9:53 am

    Anyone who has seen the film or read the book would have recognized this the right away, otherwise she just appears to be a crazy woman that freezes up mid-freakout. It appears that everyone posting on here called it from the jump.

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  9. Bill Gander posted on February 11, 2013 at 10:14 am

    Everyone involved with this sucks.

    Reply
  10. kat posted on February 11, 2013 at 10:52 am

    just another typical day at work. yet does she not know of amazon?

    Reply
    • Scott posted on February 11, 2013 at 5:26 pm

      Kat…It’s FAKE!! Paul Sheldon is the fictional “author” of the Misery Chastain character series within the storyline of STEPHEN KINGS book “Misery”. She proclaims herself as Paul’s “number one fan,” (sound familiar in that rant?) being an avid reader of the Misery Chastain series.
      And for your “solution”, Amazon would not solve her ranting demands as she is screaminig she wants it NOW.
      That’s OK. Some just take a little longer to get there……just don’t go all “Annie” on us when you finally figure it out.

  11. Cissy posted on February 11, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Fake. Stephen King novel… Wondering if the clerk was in on it?

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  12. Zedd posted on February 11, 2013 at 11:28 am

    Staged.

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  13. Fish posted on February 11, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    What everybody else said. FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FUCKIN’ FAKE! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FUCKIN’ FAKE! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FUCKIN’ FAKE! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FUCKIN’ FAKE! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FUCKIN’ FAKE! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FUCKIN’ FAKE! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FUCKIN’ FAKE! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FUCKIN’ FAKE!

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    • Ambrosia posted on February 11, 2013 at 12:50 pm

      Sooooo……..fake?? I wasn’t quite sure if that’s what you were saying! ;)

    • Scumbag Steve posted on February 11, 2013 at 3:19 pm

      I think he said your brain is made in china.

    • Ambrosia posted on February 11, 2013 at 3:25 pm

      Wow what a comeback! Dumbass.

  14. Uh posted on February 11, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    It’s a fail because she’s fat, loud, and annoying.

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  15. JK posted on February 11, 2013 at 12:50 pm

    Fake or not, she bears a disturbing resemblance to Ms Trunchbull

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    • TurdFurgy posted on February 11, 2013 at 11:20 pm

      Ha.

    • DT posted on February 13, 2013 at 2:45 pm

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JK I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV you for pointin that out. “Bruce Bongtrotter! Confessssssssss. Eat it!”…”I’ll throw you in tha chokee!” Look, now I’m doing the same thing this woman is doing. I’m on here playing out the trunchbull.

  16. BEEF ASS posted on February 11, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    she’s got a hobbled Paul Sheldon at her house

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  17. Man Bear Pig posted on February 11, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    Seems fake to me.

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  18. Crab posted on February 11, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    this is fake. she is not even a good actress

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  19. Horrorfan posted on February 11, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    She is an actress for a theatre group based out of Norfolk VA. They did a live version of Misery near the Norfolk Scope years back. This was a set up to promote the play. Yes, it is fake, but on purpose. The play was actually quite good.

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  20. 11Nightwolf posted on February 11, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    This was from two years ago and yes its all an act the book was actually written by Stephen King and the main character from the book is Paul.

    Reply
  21. 2lolo posted on February 11, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    You should see it When Ambrosia Want to be FUCK..

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    • Ambrosia posted on February 11, 2013 at 3:21 pm

      I go to Barnes & Noble and scream about wanting a book that doesn’t exist? Hmmmm that’s an odd way to say I want to be fucked. Seems like I’d just tell whoever I wanted to do it to do it. Cut out the trip end the bullshit and get to it.

    • Scumbag Steve posted on February 11, 2013 at 4:50 pm

      wow Ambrosia your stupidity has no limits, the book actually does exist its just written by a different author.

    • Ambrosia posted on February 11, 2013 at 4:54 pm

      I meant by Paul Sheldon you fucking idiot.

    • 2lolo posted on February 12, 2013 at 12:34 pm

      @Ambrosia You buy only “Paper Back Books” to carry around… And used the pages to wipe your mouth after you SUCK COCKS…..

  22. Sven posted on February 11, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    This year at the Oscars- ‘AND the Shaky Camera Award goes to… ‘;

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  23. Joppy posted on February 11, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    I haven’t read the book or seen the movie, but I could tell right away this was a setup, fake fail. Boring.

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  24. Frenchworm posted on February 11, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    Quite obviously fake. The cameraguy wasn’t incognito in the slightest, but she didn’t even notice?

    Myeah, FAKE.

    Reply
  25. David posted on February 11, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    Who records someone asking for a book at the check-out. Unless they know it is a set-up.

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  26. Dave posted on February 11, 2013 at 6:41 pm

    WIN…. she even looked at the camera. The second she said cocka-doodie the first time, I knew it was an act. I even applauded after it was over, well done. Very funny.

    Reply
  27. Shetlan posted on February 11, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    sick man :\

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  28. my little blow me posted on February 11, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    fake

    Reply
  29. amandam posted on February 11, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    its an act but regardless, mad props to the cashier. he handled it well!

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  30. Stremph posted on February 11, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    Numero uno

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  31. Stremph posted on February 11, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    Who’s J.K. Rowling?

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  32. Old Dad posted on February 11, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    not fake

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  33. Thaton Eguy.. posted on February 12, 2013 at 1:00 am

    She is trolling as the character from stephen kings Misery< Paul sheldon is who she had kidnapped in her house and miserys child was the book she had forced him to write,,, Just sayin…

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    • Allah Is A Homo posted on February 16, 2013 at 9:29 am

      Instead of just saying , why don’t you try reading the comments above yours before you get repetitive .

  34. yup posted on February 12, 2013 at 2:05 am

    this woman is a terrible “actor”

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  35. Justine posted on February 12, 2013 at 4:01 am

    The poor clerk… ” I can order it for you…”

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  36. keith posted on February 12, 2013 at 4:41 am

    the great irony is at the end of the vid, “oooh this looks good.” “ya, Stephen King is one of our more popular authors.

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  37. Grebzog posted on February 12, 2013 at 7:40 am

    Is he Annie Wilkes ?

    So fake, you must be gayer than gay to post it

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  38. neorider69 posted on February 12, 2013 at 8:32 am

    this is a fail cause i say so, it is fake dont care if she was reacting a scene or what ever, go home and choke on a cheeseburger

    Reply
  39. Denis posted on February 12, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    did she lost her virginity to Paul Sheldon ? :D

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  40. SickODaniel posted on February 12, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    wow was she fucking trolling? that ending was perfect
    and that guy is just the best on customer service

    Reply
  41. Alucard posted on February 12, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    I’m surprised that no one in the book store didn’t realize that she was some kind of an actor.

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  42. Better than original posted on February 12, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    no i don’t give you oscar fat ugly lady!

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  43. mrchrisbrown posted on February 12, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    She likes her novels like she likes her cheese burgers…..NOW!!!

    Reply
  44. hefster posted on February 13, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    oh so fake… I could tell it was a set up in the first 15 seconds… and she needs to lay off the cheeseburgers!!!

    Reply
  45. PsY posted on February 14, 2013 at 7:17 pm

    Haha very nice fake. I work in a bookstore and there are really people who are thinking, that a bookseller should have read all the crap by himself.

    Reply
  46. heywoodjiblowme posted on February 16, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    Unbelievably and inexplicably fake as all fuck.

    Reply
  47. plymboy posted on February 17, 2013 at 5:15 am

    Wow this is so real!

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  48. attagirl posted on February 17, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    I bet it was for some drama assignment or something. She played the role of Annie Wilkes really well. Whoever posted this vid has probably never read the book or seen the movie.

    Reply
  49. Ray posted on February 18, 2013 at 2:53 am

    Of course if you yell and scream a book that isn’t in the store will suddenly appear.

    Reply
  50. Vagisil. posted on February 19, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    Books are all she has in her life.

    Reply
    • Thorr posted on February 19, 2013 at 5:53 pm

      I don’t think that is true… I bet she has at least 30 cats.

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