Now we know why the pope is resigning.
I am in complete shock!
Feel like I’m trippin’ now
DUDE – can you believe this isn’t a bigger story than Django?
Did he really just say “Jesus christ is my nigga”? I have no choice but to think this is fake.
ikr stopped as soon as he said that
my head hurts!!!!^^^^^^^
Totally fake, but FANTASTIC!
bust a cap in your ass?? the catholic church has been doing that for years
there not catholics…
catholics dont have pastors
So… does this mean Jesus was black?
Dude i think they say: “Jesus christ is a n*gga”. That would be… you know… AWESOME! Think about the Bible. It would be called “The black book of some stories long time ago” and don’t forget: He’s da original G Bitcheees!
Ohhhh sry. He’s only the SON of the original G. This is not cool-.-
Yes, Jesus is your nigga.
ahahahahahaha ~ “Jesus Christ is my nigga”
LOL! 0:53 -> Coat of arms of Torun (city in Poland) LOL!
Fuck ya I thought it was pretty good
This is the best thing that I’ve seen all year. Epic WIN!!!
I expected worse.
This is sick, I’m losing my religion
That what the pope said
I really don’t know what to say, I have to go with Man Bear Pig and hope that this is completely fake…..wow.
As a Christian myself, I think that this video was a great way to reach out to those poor misguided black folks
That doesn’t sound like the comment of a Christian, unless you go to the Church of Stupid of Latter Day Taints depicted above.
how do you say your christian? and we all know that the loonies are white too….you’re crazy! misguided? ha you must have been misguided to the wrong page if you claim to be christian! must have been searching on google and got redirected!
Of course it is a fail as there is no such thing as “Christian Truth”.
You mean the invisible guy in the sky who is a hypocrite, egotistical, but pefect also, and is three people (including a ghost) but also one person, this being is only but a myth!?
LOL!!!! that was great
LOL That song is so fucked up!
WHY???? Rapping about your people… That’s Cool.. Nigga………
Your white you can’t say Nigga!(but i can type it…:-/ ef)
Yes… this is fake. Saw it debunked on Reddit
I dunno. I went to the churches site. Kinda hard to get a .org site if your just dicking around making vids.
They had to drop the N bomb!
its gt the two worse things going…… rap and religion
did he just say ‘jesus is my nigga’?
strange I know…last time I knew he was white
church rap, crap for short
‘My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger.’ yeah, you have your wife, and some old guy dancing in the back. “Big”
Most likely talking about his congregation.
WIN and I’m an atheist
NO NO NO NO NO ! So wrong in to many ways. No nononooooooo!
How could I have not discovered this video before yesterday??? Where did they find a green screen? Was their editor completely aware of how amazing this is? Why isn’t there a book about this? How can a video about bad rapping be even better without sound?
Who the hell is the random old guy standing behind them half the time? He deserves an entire Website. Not only does he toss glitter, he also accidentally steams himself in the face at one point. And why the hell did this video need steam in the first place? Why does a church have a steam machine? Or a green screen? Why do you wear headphones in a music video?
But the biggest, most existential question of the whole video is, to what extent are its subjects aware of it’s humor? I don’t believe these people are making an honest and unironic attempt at repurposing a genre of music to send the message of Christ. That would just be too amazing. They have to be aware that the idea of them rapping is part of the joke.
But after that point, how much do they really know? Are they aware that using “nigga” like that would be offensive if they weren’t so adorable and clueless? Do they know how effective the parody of him simply standing outside and mean-mugging for Jesus is? When she smacks her ass, are they intentionally poking fun at hip hop videos’ propensity for posterior shots?
I think they know all of it. I want to believe that every goofy hand gesture, every bad graphic, and every misused slang term is not only made in jest, but a deliberate attempt to poke fun at not only themselves and the church, but to get kids to laugh at themselves a bit. And it’s completely effective – even if you submit to the theory that there are an infinite number of universes with an incalculable amount of possibilities, there is NO universe in which an American does not find this funny. And now this video has been exposed to the world, and thousands of us are thinking, wait a minute. God is the “original G.” Definitionally MC J. JC. UC??? I want to join their outreach group, and I don’t even give a shit about outreach. WIN.
Actually this is pretty god damn funny.
They got that sick flow. Word
id smash her back doors in.
The wife? Really?
Pastor better than Drake & Lil’ Wayne though..
What you are watching is rapper Hell. A rapper who gets damned will have to listen to this couple FOREVER!!!! And evangelical Hell is these guys having to sit in the front row at a real rapper’s concert, dodging vomit and flying underwear, FOR ETERNITY!!!!
That is a absolutely Win. Thats one of the best churchbashes i’ve seen. Maybe they should do this more often, instead of praying to a imaginary friend. That looks like fun for them.
I stopped going to church years ago, but I think this is a total WIN! It was hysterical and very brave of them!!
Gotta be late 80′s early 90′s given the clothing you see in some of the photos in the vid. Back before “gangsta” rap had really gotten its claws into Rap. Round the late Run DMC and Sugarhill Gang.
At the beginning it is established that this is an old VHS, yet the editing seems a bit tight and the effects a bit computerized… Just sayin…
This song is a fucking win. real or fake get it right my nigga. fucking spics.
so cute hahaha love his attempt
More proof that there is nothing too stupid, too untrue, too disgusting that christians will not use it to try to force their sick, twisted beliefs on others. If it helps to brainwash children, even common sense and simple human decency do not matter.
So…did they really just call jesus Christ a nigga and these bitches are supposed to be church people???