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By jason in People Fail on February 12, 2013
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60 Comments : trollzone

  1. sam posted on February 12, 2013 at 11:20 am

    Now we know why the pope is resigning.

    Reply
  2. Stinky Muffin posted on February 12, 2013 at 11:32 am

    I am in complete shock!

    Reply
    • Stratosphere posted on February 12, 2013 at 3:19 pm

      Feel like I’m trippin’ now

    • Dave Z posted on March 4, 2013 at 3:19 am

      DUDE – can you believe this isn’t a bigger story than Django?

  3. Man Bear Pig posted on February 12, 2013 at 11:51 am

    Did he really just say “Jesus christ is my nigga”? I have no choice but to think this is fake.

    Reply
    • SickODaniel posted on February 12, 2013 at 1:02 pm

      ikr stopped as soon as he said that

    • gonnaflyhigh posted on February 12, 2013 at 2:12 pm

      my head hurts!!!!^^^^^^^

    • PharaohNYC posted on February 12, 2013 at 2:26 pm

      Totally fake, but FANTASTIC!

    • me posted on February 12, 2013 at 11:21 pm

      bust a cap in your ass?? the catholic church has been doing that for years

    • fonz posted on February 13, 2013 at 12:44 am

      there not catholics…
      catholics dont have pastors

    • Black Jesus posted on February 13, 2013 at 8:35 am

      So… does this mean Jesus was black?

    • Decoy posted on February 20, 2013 at 5:12 pm

      Dude i think they say: “Jesus christ is a n*gga”. That would be… you know… AWESOME! Think about the Bible. It would be called “The black book of some stories long time ago” and don’t forget: He’s da original G Bitcheees! :D

    • Decoy posted on February 20, 2013 at 5:14 pm

      Ohhhh sry. He’s only the SON of the original G. This is not cool-.-

  4. Jewish Christ posted on February 12, 2013 at 1:01 pm

    Yes, Jesus is your nigga.

    Reply
    • Catholic Christ posted on February 28, 2013 at 4:42 pm

      Aleluya!

  5. Thorr posted on February 12, 2013 at 1:06 pm

    ahahahahahaha ~ “Jesus Christ is my nigga”

    Reply
  6. MadMek posted on February 12, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    LOL! 0:53 -> Coat of arms of Torun (city in Poland) LOL!

    Reply
  7. realest posted on February 12, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Fuck ya I thought it was pretty good

    Reply
  8. PharaohNYC posted on February 12, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    This is the best thing that I’ve seen all year. Epic WIN!!!

    Reply
  9. reirioe posted on February 12, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    I expected worse.

    Reply
  10. shitcomment posted on February 12, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    This is sick, I’m losing my religion

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    • IAMAROBOT posted on February 12, 2013 at 3:11 pm

      That what the pope said

  11. PunchDrunk posted on February 12, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    I really don’t know what to say, I have to go with Man Bear Pig and hope that this is completely fake…..wow.

    Reply
  12. Neogeo posted on February 12, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    As a Christian myself, I think that this video was a great way to reach out to those poor misguided black folks

    Reply
    • PunchDrunk posted on February 13, 2013 at 2:45 pm

      That doesn’t sound like the comment of a Christian, unless you go to the Church of Stupid of Latter Day Taints depicted above.

    • ChRISTIAN? you crazy posted on February 13, 2013 at 7:02 pm

      how do you say your christian? and we all know that the loonies are white too….you’re crazy! misguided? ha you must have been misguided to the wrong page if you claim to be christian! must have been searching on google and got redirected!

  13. RiceRuns posted on February 12, 2013 at 3:05 pm

    Of course it is a fail as there is no such thing as “Christian Truth”.

    Reply
    • realest posted on February 13, 2013 at 4:00 am

      Lol true

    • PunchDrunk posted on February 13, 2013 at 2:46 pm

      Fail

    • dead.juice posted on March 3, 2013 at 3:46 pm

      You mean the invisible guy in the sky who is a hypocrite, egotistical, but pefect also, and is three people (including a ghost) but also one person, this being is only but a myth!?

  14. Crab posted on February 12, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    LOL!!!! that was great

    Reply
  15. Ambrosia posted on February 12, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    LOL That song is so fucked up!

    Reply
    • 2lolo posted on February 13, 2013 at 3:38 pm

      WHY???? Rapping about your people… That’s Cool.. Nigga………

  16. Itsmeduh posted on February 12, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    Your white you can’t say Nigga!(but i can type it…:-/ ef)

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  17. Rob posted on February 12, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    Yes… this is fake. Saw it debunked on Reddit

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    • Daddy posted on February 13, 2013 at 1:17 am

      I dunno. I went to the churches site. Kinda hard to get a .org site if your just dicking around making vids.

  18. Fozik posted on February 12, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    They had to drop the N bomb!

    Reply
  19. Yoda77uk posted on February 12, 2013 at 7:45 pm

    its gt the two worse things going…… rap and religion

    Reply
  20. Wumpscuto posted on February 12, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    did he just say ‘jesus is my nigga’?

    Reply
    • bob posted on February 12, 2013 at 11:12 pm

      strange I know…last time I knew he was white

  21. dragunov posted on February 12, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    church rap, crap for short

    Reply
  22. FACE posted on February 12, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    ‘My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger.’ yeah, you have your wife, and some old guy dancing in the back. “Big”

    Reply
    • Barlion posted on February 13, 2013 at 8:37 am

      Most likely talking about his congregation.

  23. camilla posted on February 13, 2013 at 5:36 am

    WIN :) and I’m an atheist

    Reply
  24. raybrkly6 posted on February 13, 2013 at 7:36 am

    NO NO NO NO NO ! So wrong in to many ways. No nononooooooo!

    Reply
  25. AG posted on February 13, 2013 at 8:20 am

    How could I have not discovered this video before yesterday??? Where did they find a green screen? Was their editor completely aware of how amazing this is? Why isn’t there a book about this? How can a video about bad rapping be even better without sound?

    Who the hell is the random old guy standing behind them half the time? He deserves an entire Website. Not only does he toss glitter, he also accidentally steams himself in the face at one point. And why the hell did this video need steam in the first place? Why does a church have a steam machine? Or a green screen? Why do you wear headphones in a music video?

    But the biggest, most existential question of the whole video is, to what extent are its subjects aware of it’s humor? I don’t believe these people are making an honest and unironic attempt at repurposing a genre of music to send the message of Christ. That would just be too amazing. They have to be aware that the idea of them rapping is part of the joke.

    But after that point, how much do they really know? Are they aware that using “nigga” like that would be offensive if they weren’t so adorable and clueless? Do they know how effective the parody of him simply standing outside and mean-mugging for Jesus is? When she smacks her ass, are they intentionally poking fun at hip hop videos’ propensity for posterior shots?

    I think they know all of it. I want to believe that every goofy hand gesture, every bad graphic, and every misused slang term is not only made in jest, but a deliberate attempt to poke fun at not only themselves and the church, but to get kids to laugh at themselves a bit. And it’s completely effective – even if you submit to the theory that there are an infinite number of universes with an incalculable amount of possibilities, there is NO universe in which an American does not find this funny. And now this video has been exposed to the world, and thousands of us are thinking, wait a minute. God is the “original G.” Definitionally MC J. JC. UC??? I want to join their outreach group, and I don’t even give a shit about outreach. WIN.

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  26. Barlion posted on February 13, 2013 at 8:36 am

    Actually this is pretty god damn funny.

    Reply
  27. Old Dad posted on February 13, 2013 at 10:57 am

    They got that sick flow. Word

    Reply
  28. MONKEY TITS posted on February 13, 2013 at 12:54 pm

    id smash her back doors in.

    Reply
    • Thorr posted on February 13, 2013 at 1:00 pm

      The wife? Really?

  29. Unknown Redneck posted on February 13, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    Pastor better than Drake & Lil’ Wayne though..

    Reply
  30. Mark posted on February 14, 2013 at 12:21 am

    What you are watching is rapper Hell. A rapper who gets damned will have to listen to this couple FOREVER!!!! And evangelical Hell is these guys having to sit in the front row at a real rapper’s concert, dodging vomit and flying underwear, FOR ETERNITY!!!!

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  31. PsY posted on February 14, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    That is a absolutely Win. Thats one of the best churchbashes i’ve seen. Maybe they should do this more often, instead of praying to a imaginary friend. That looks like fun for them.

    Reply
  32. Renee posted on February 15, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    I stopped going to church years ago, but I think this is a total WIN! It was hysterical and very brave of them!!

    Reply
  33. Kibu posted on February 15, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    Gotta be late 80′s early 90′s given the clothing you see in some of the photos in the vid. Back before “gangsta” rap had really gotten its claws into Rap. Round the late Run DMC and Sugarhill Gang.

    Reply
  34. Gemstar posted on February 16, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    At the beginning it is established that this is an old VHS, yet the editing seems a bit tight and the effects a bit computerized… Just sayin…

    Reply
  35. freakshow posted on February 26, 2013 at 5:01 am

    This song is a fucking win. real or fake get it right my nigga. fucking spics.

    Reply
  36. Teddy posted on March 1, 2013 at 1:21 am

    so cute hahaha love his attempt

    Reply
  37. James Smith posted on March 10, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    More proof that there is nothing too stupid, too untrue, too disgusting that christians will not use it to try to force their sick, twisted beliefs on others. If it helps to brainwash children, even common sense and simple human decency do not matter.

    Reply
  38. Mya posted on April 2, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    So…did they really just call jesus Christ a nigga and these bitches are supposed to be church people???

    Reply

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