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this is why i dont have female friends, they on bullshit haha
not sure if brother or just epic friendzoned. either way… lmao
And he went to Jared….
he have a master on friend zone…seriously girl are stupid or what they really thing the guy will buy all this shit for a thank you…?? Come on girl…..
This is fucking creepy if this is her brother. I don’t know many that buy jewelry from Jared’s or a phone for their sister as gifts. I was lucky if I got anything from my brothers. If this is a friendzoned guy she’s a total bitch for accepting gifts like this from him when he clearly has feelings for her. I usually laugh at other expense on here but this really lame.
she’s a nigga form the hood
Others* and she looks something other than black but ok BEEF ASS if you say so lol
I got you a Valentines gift, Ambster.
look, she is one those Eminem “types”..
Hopefully it’s better than that outdoor toilet shit Scumbag got me. What is it may I ask?? Lol
Guess!
Hint: the tip is, somewhat, heart shaped.
A heart shaped lollipop? What a sweetheart you are!
Yes! I am a sweetheart!
Too bad it’s the 15th though. Tsk tsk!
I don’t think he is her brother. I thought she meant ‘bro’ in a friend way. I also thought the fail was the guy wanting to be more than just friends. Either that or he is one rich dude and, honestly, a good friend. He’s defo trying to sweeten her up and get in her pants imo.
Seems like more of a friend thing to me too. If he’s doing it to get into her panties I’d bet you that or anything else won’t work. She will keep taking those gifts though.
Hey I’d seriously think about being his ‘friend’ if he’s that generous LOL
Juan’s pulling out all the stops to score some poon. She’s a tacky bitch if she keeps that shit and isn’t interested. But, then tacky is quite fashionable nowadays.
I gotta agree with Monkey….He’s trying to bang her. I mean, necklace, bracelet, phone…I try to bang chicks WITHOUT buying that expensive shit. She looks kinda hot. Hot enough to want to lay pipe with her…
Dear Ambrosia
I’m very sorry no one gave you anything on Valentine Day…. Not even a date…!!!!!! POOR Lonely Woman all alone on Valentine Day…. I hope your SEX Toy (Baseball Bat) Work out good for you….. I hope you Came????????
maybe works better than you Strap-on black mamba. still laves a draft tho!!…
Dear 2homo
Shut the fuck up.
Find you a backwoods unbathed toothless bitch for a date did you? You lucky hillbilly you!
@Ambrosia,,, NO THANK YOU….. I don’t want to date you….. Maybe Finger Fuck FRED (Dora) and Beefy My Ass love to date a Unbathed Toothless Hillbilly Bitch like you…….
Wow! That actually made some sense! Someone give the retard a cookie, preferably laced with something.
fuck that bitch.. banged by someone else with the necklace on
You can say that again.
Lol!!
fuck that bitch.. banged by someone else with the necklace on
Oh wait, you did.
Stupid America shit cunt faced whore lol.
Actually, she’s British…see her jacked up teeth?
I’m not getting the fail here.
me either
i think its the brother, what girl calls a guy friends “bro”
Yea – that’s probably it. I can see where a girl might call a friend bro these days, but at first I, too, though they were brother and sister. Needle went up to a 6.5 on the creepy meter.
Possible, but unlikely given their profiles depict them of different ethnicities.
It’s like she got nervious and thought “Oh FUCK, I need to be subtle about this so I don’t hurt his feelings. What’s a guy word for “just friend” status? Bro, they call each other bro, I’ll do that!”
To be fair, all those gifts together probably only came out to like..100 bucks
samsung galaxy? lol that almost sounds like a real phone
She could at least give the guy a hand job for his trouble.
i guess he got her juan of everything……….. i have a pun problem
COME ON GIRL < THE GUY JUST SPEND HIS WHOLE PAYCHECK AND YOU SAY THANX BRO???? GIVE THAT POOR MAN A PIECE OF ASS
So if I get you a 500$ GameStop card and a brand new BMW, does that mean I get to fuck you in the ass?
This new thing where you force material goods on people for sex is awesome!
Friend zone “IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!”
9000 what??
The guy deserves to be friend-zoned. You’re not even dating someone and you buy them several super expesive items? Fuck you.
Either grow some balls and pledge your love first, or save the rest of it for Christmas and her next birthday.
I can see this guy sitting at home, being depressed because he can’t get with her, and the Jared commercial comes on, and he’s all like “Jared speaks to me and my materialistic sense of love!”
Tool.