It has balls and everything!
balls to the wall lol
you wish you had that dildo, don’t you Ambrosia?
You wish you WERE that dildo, don’t you Scumbag?
You’re fat, you have no brain, no manners and you’re an attention whore. I would rather choose poison.
Wait!You never tried it before
Looks like an Arabian dildo. So I know just who’s it is!! 2homo, you even tried to photoshop muscles on your skinny, stinky, body. Epic Fail. Maybe you and your cross dressing boyfriend can shove that plastic penis up each other’s ass tonight.
@Scumbag, I would be honored to supply you with that poison.
That’s not his. It’s his boyfriend’s.
2lolo’s significant other is using his webcam again without his permission. Clean your room, 2lolo!
@DudeTits, How much did you pay this Fag??? Dora (Aka Finger Fuck FRED) Want’s to know….
Maybe its a family heirloom?!
spray on tan, duck lips, and a ….WTF !! lmao.
I thought corey haim was dead
LOL, comment WIN!…and Corey Haim probably would have a rubber d!ck on his shelf too!
lol; that’s one lost boy that can stay lost.
thank you thank you
Guy’s probably literally gay, still hide that shit lolol.
All men should try dick Once!!
Ok, why not- HEEEEEYY, nice try, Tom Cruise!
There is no way to explain yourself out of this-
If it’s not his, then it’s his girls.
If it’s his girls, that makes sense.
Hey, nothing wrong with carrying an extra gun for when you just arn’t up to it or around, BUT:
It’s obvious he wants us to think he’s a certified shirtless sex machine, but a sex machine doesn’t need a dildo.
So maybe he has a small dick, and the pecs are just for show, and the dildo is for backup in case he fucks someone that isn’t a dumb drunk broad?
In the end, I’d like to imagine he’s just a typical bra douche, and when no one is around, he talks to the dildo cast of his dad’s dick and ask for advice from it.
Or we could ruin the fun and just state the obvious: He’s in his girl’s/some girl’s room.
Yeah, all the girls I´ve known so far have hat collections.
This explains the low birthrate among White people.
No wonder he looks so puckered