Can’t make a hoe a housewife
Don’t marry garden tools.
That’s… a pretty clever idea… assuming that the chick doesn’t clean her toilet every morning.
The guy who did this deserves a beer. However, girls will say that when they just don’t want a relationship. So will men. A friend of mine used that line and the girl he used it on stalked his female roommate and confronted her. So I guess it can cause more confusion than necessary.
she’s a slut
Umm where did he get the duct tape?
what a fucking bro wish this was my homie
Cheating hoes everywhere are running to check their toilets!