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  1. Look occifer… we can do this the hard way or the easy way and the hard way will have something to do with the liquid shit im carrying.

  2. “I already explained what I remember from the frat party, officer. I only had one drink last night. Someone must have ruffied my drink. I woke up this morning with blood in my underwear and semen around my mouth. Can I go now? My ass hurts real bad.”

  3. Look Officer, I’m famous OK. You may have heard of me. I’m Sam Rockwell. Hollywood actor. You may know me from Galaxy Quest, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I’m in a lot of Galaxy/SciFi stuff. Did you see Moon? Officer: “Yeah I saw Moon. It was kind of shitty”

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