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  1. I lived next to this drunken whore (she really was, charged dudes to come over and fuck her), didn’t own a car but always borrowed one. She borrowed a new Kia Rio (still had temp tags from dealer), and one morning I looked out. There was a perfect rectangle punched out of the new car’s bumper cover, the exact size of my front plate. Parallel parked the night before on the Braille system. Kept backing until she felt the car behind her, CRUNCH.

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