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  1. I bet he gave it a rim job first.

    What a God damn idiot. Fucking millenials. He probably identifies as a queer, bi, lizard swamp lesbian.
    I hope he got a fatal infection from that.

  2. Turtles are known carriers of the salmonella virus. You can get Salmonella from just handling a turtle without washing your hands. For those that don’t know Salmonella is virus that makes you violently sick, it’s a lot like food poisoning but a bit worse.

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