i was reading some stories while drinking some raspberry juice, i laughed so hard it squirted on my new laptop. im now using windows millenium on a scrap computer ): EF
I’m a lesbian because of Megan Fox. EF
i gave my boyfriend boils…:[ EF
last week I had a bad flu virus so I went to use my gym’s sauna. There was a cutie there I was chatting with, she went out for a min, and I had the need to let one rip. Unfortunately it was diarrhoea and it kind of sputtered everywhere as she walked in. The stench was horrific. Now im banned. EF
Ok so i was at a track meet all day yesterday and i ate alot, ran my event, ate alot more,that we came back to my home town and i had to shit relly bad but we stop at a school thats near my house, i walk of & shit beside a trash can & walked home with shit on the back of my shirt&in my underware.EF! EF
Does it make me a perv if when i hold baby i get rock hard?
i got a package in the mail and the label was STD… EF