Category: Stories

I was drunk at a bar & decided to do an “upper decker” but forgot to lock the stall…someone told the bouncers & they dragged me out thru the place with my pants still down EF

As i was upstairs shitting my house got robbed 🙁 EPIC FAIL!! EF

a lot of people on here be talkin about how dumb people are when it comes to their grammar and spelling..what the fuck difference does it make..u kno what the fuck they sayin..relax EF

Today, I had to come back home early from my vacation. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. EF

For the guy who has been on here for a year now and just found the story section… The first time I was on this website it took me 5 minutes to find it.. I’m pretty sure that your 7 who can barely read EF

I have to get sex from wife when she is asleep. I married a prude! sigh EF

To the person complaining the 18-30 year olds can’t spell, they’re called apostrophes: it’s, don’t, can’t, et cetera, learn to use them when correcting grammar. EF