Ok so i was at a track meet all day yesterday and i ate alot, ran my event, ate alot more,that we came back to my home town and i had to shit relly bad but we stop at a school thats near my house, i walk of & shit beside a trash can & walked home with shit on the back of my shirt&in my underware.EF! EF
Does it make me a perv if when i hold baby i get rock hard?
i got a package in the mail and the label was STD… EF
to the guy who’s gf called him a noob in bed, next time, spunk on her face and tell her she got “pwn’d” EF
During a homecoming parade, I was on top of the firetruck when I gotg mad at my brother. I jumped off the top to get away from him, landed on gravel, and I limped for the next two weeks. Football practice sucked afterwards. EF
Before i’d ever kissed aboy, I used to practice on my dog… EF
My friend said that they can fit a whole mars bar in their mouth, i said i could fit two, i bought a couple of bars and shoved the first in my mouth,and as i tried the second, i pushed back all the rest of the mars bar right to the back, and threw up chewed mars bar andd sick all over my shoes. EF