Category: Stories

To the fuckin person who keeps talkin bot apostrofes No one give ashtit about them!! onlyy peoplee who aint gettin laid!!! dumbb fuck!! EF

I was playing d&d tonight with friends and one of the party members got knocked out by another party member trying to advance the plot… the who who’s character was knocked out almost ended up crying and didn’t want to play with us anymore… he is 22 EF

i was getting beat up and i screamed I NEED A GUIDANCE COUNSELLOR EF

i got arrested last night for possession of weed….while i was sitting in the holding cell, the cops at the station started blasting Because I Got High by Afroman…fail for getting arrested, win for a killer sense of humor EF

I rolled my moms truck. on the up side I rolled it into her driveway. but now it is upside down and I cant get any of the other cars out of the driveway. EF

I’ve didn’t pass my finals, I could fail 2 and pass, but I fail 8 out of 9 🙁 EF

to the guy who failed with have sex through his gf period, you called yours a “twig” EF