to the guy who failed with have sex through his gf period, you called yours a “twig” EF

I Went To Applebees Tonight & Shitted & It Got All Over The Toilet & One Of The Workers Were In There & I Just Didnt Want To Leave That Burden On Them. But I didnt HAve The Tools To Clean That Mess EF

My best friend claims to be a lesbian and tries to have sex with me all the time and gropes me when no one’s looking. I’m a guy. EF

ive gone through ALL of the pages…twice
i need a life EF

as a black man, i just lost a debate to a white dude about the origin of the word nigger EF

my direct deposit went in at 6am. it’s now 2am and i am broke for the next 2 weeks, lock up your jewlrey EF