While having sex my gf started having her period but we didn’t stop. In the morning, I went for a piss and started freaking about all the dry blood on my twig and berries until I realized what happened the night before. At least I didn’t eat her out, now that would have been an EF. EF

My high school graduation theme song was “I’ve had the time of my life”, the song from Dirty Dancing. EF

I’m eating chicken balls while reading these epic fails and I farted. Almost puked, almost. EF

ok i got caught having sex with my step sister because her father came in through the open back door while we were on the couch got kicked out im 15 living with dad he doesnt know EF EF

My ex told her friends I broke up with her because she wouldn’t “give it up”‘ We had been sexually active. wth EF