I found out my best friend which is a guy has been flirting with me because I was reject and still have a crush on the dude.. I thought he actauly liked me:(and I actauly started to like him! and after all that I’m appearntly “pretty”. EF EF

my mom just walked in on me masterbating EF EF

last year,in italy, i got really drunk and passed out. the next thing i remembered was that i got kicked out of the ambulance and they threw my wallet at my head. they stole 300 euros and my mastercard. when i talked to the police they just said that we austrians shouldn’t always lie. EF

My friend’s dad is a high payed Accountant, he was jobless for 3 years. My friend told me his dad got a job at media company, I found his dad today working at McDonalds. EF

I put peanut butter on my dick so my dog will lick it. I call it a pbj. EF

my boyfriend told me i have a hairyer back than him >:/ EF