i don’t know what is worse: knowing that my teacher’s “secret job that pays well” is a pornstar (i found him on a site) or admitting that i watch porn. i’m a 14 year old girl EF

i havent taken a shower in 2 weeks, or shaved, or washed my hair, and no one seems to notice, my pussy is itching like crazy right now and im still not going to bother to shower EF

my ex gf got mad at me because we didnt have sex while we were together.. i broke up with her because she was saving herself for marriage EF

I sharted in class right before i had to conduct a speach. EF

to the guy who thinks albinos come from a different country….ALBANIA! duh. EF

to the guy who lost his virginity to his sister in law….i hope this was before you got married, cause if you were still a virgin AFTER your honeymoon, that would be the real fail here EF

My Phone hasn’t rang in 2 weeks. The last time it did go off, it was my mom telling me that she’s kicking me out off the house EF